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What phase are you in at work? Phase 1

145823=8012-image.gif You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best! Phase 2

145823=8013-image2.gif You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore. Phase 3

145823=8014-image3.gif You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what you feel like at month end. Phase 4

145823=8015-image4.gif You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have started thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss. Phase 5

145823=8016-image5.gif You are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

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And last but not least. Phase 6

145825=8017-image6.gif You are listening to the voices in your head You have built a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out, You have a dartboard with your boss’s picture on it in your cube. You wonder why you are even here in the first place!

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And last but not least.

Phase 6

You are listening to the voices in your head

You have built a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out, You have a dartboard with your boss’s picture on it in your cube. You wonder why you are even here in the first place!

Oh..this isn't voices in the head...this is techno/electronica music and your heart rate is doing 140 bpm just like the bass machine is tapping out the staccato of rhythm.....and yeah, that's what my day is like EVERY day!!!

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