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A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"
The son replied, "That's easy, Daddy. It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'

 


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You mean, for the Anointed? Cause I hope to NOT be leaving the earth?! LOL Unless it's in the future to explore the universe........

....Those who seek Jehovah can understand EVERYTHING......Proverbs 28:5. (The possibilities are endless!)

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A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"

His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"

The son replied, "That's easy, Daddy. It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'

I guess this is a story invented by a protestant believer ;)

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