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I used my computer quite a - lot mainly for maintaining my database of cds. I have everything catalogued alphabetically and am working on a way of cataloguing classical music. Unfortunately Windows 10 has let me down. I have managed to salvage the majority of the data on several disparate disc drives. I have also been able to install Windows 7 on this machine - best Windows ever in my opinion . i was thinking of replacing the computer altogether - I don’t mind much what sort of replacement in the [ aversion naturally to Windows !!!] main as long as it it does its job., Apple intrigues me, dual boot more so. Some programs will not work on win7. .! Suggestions please.

my wife had surgery on her right eye for detached retina - this didn’t work so had to be redone. now waiting for cataract in the same eye! Moorfields Emergency Eye Hospital .

A drug baron's shipment of marijuana has been intercepted by border force drug control just before it reached the UK. The men on board swiftly dumped the sacks of marijuana into the sea before the border force could board the vessel. A spokesman for local ocean and wildlife expressed his concern for the effects of this marijuana floating in the sea. 'This incident has left no Tern unstoned' he said. It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words 'antidote' and 'anecdote,' one of my good friends would still be alive.

I was looking after my girlfriends dog while she was away. Sadly it died so I got her an identical one. She went bonkers. What am I going to do with two dead dogs?

My mate just drowned . At the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted.

I have been tracing my family tree and found my great Grandfather used to be the foreman in a napkin factory in Russia. He was the leader of the Serviette Union.

I was moved to reach out to the elder who was our chairman last night at the midweek meeting. It was the second time in recent weeks that it has fallen to him to announce a disfellowshiping; the first a young man who was a close friend of this elder, and last night one of the elders! Such difficult assignments in a short space of time.

Glaswegian goes into cake shop and points at one of the wares in the glass display: "Is that a custard tart or a meringue?" The shop girl says, "No, you were right the first time, Sir, that is a custard tart"

Mahler: Symphony #5 Valery Gergiev and LSO Live.

My wife asked me to pass her the lipstick, I passed her a glue stick by mistake. She's still not speaking to me.

Did you hear that they have translated Harper Lee's magnus opus into Mexican ? Its called Tequila Mockingbird.

My neighbour’s windscreen was iced up this morning and he only had a store discount card to scrape it off with. It worked, but he only got 10% off.

I ordered a rapid test kit from the NHS They sent me a DVD of the Ashes

Nothing personal, Richard. It stemmed from your completing my limerick. We had a lot of laughs. Hope you take in good part. 😃

Tortuga whose name’s hard to rhyme with, considered himself as a wordsmith he completed the verse written by others at first but his talent proved to be only a myth. Tortuga whose name’s hard to rhyme over poetry took a long time. The verses he chose to complete showed he just couldn’t with them compete and the end result was a crime. To buy rand you must go for the Kruger For caviare it must be Beluga The acme of verse, if you wanted the worst Would have to be that by Tortuga. 😄 with best love and wishes!

There was a young bard from Japan, Whose limericks never would scan, When told this was so, He replied “Yes, I know”, But I always make a rule of trying to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can.

There was a young man from Peru Whose Limericks stopped at line 2

I wanted to join the Roman Numeral Society so enquired if I could. They said that they liked me but it cost £499 and so they couldn’t let me in because I didn’t have ID.