dilip kumar

Quiz Time A girl went to school & the teacher asked how old are you? She replied I don't know, but I know that I'm half my mother's age. The teacher asked ok how old is your mother? She said I don't know but I know that my Dad is 5 yrs older than my mother. Teacher, how old is yor dad? She said I don't know but I know that if we add our ages the answer is 100 yrs... 1. How old is the girl? 2. How old is the mum? 3. How old is the dad? All the best... Sent from my Infinix X572 using Tapatalk

Honey days.....(when I was studying 5th-till my 10th standard) Enid blyton (all) Nancy Drew(all) Famous five (all) Russian folk tales Asterix and obleix (all) Tintin(all) Tinkle World famous series Many fairy tales Doctor Who.(all) Wine days....(1993 -12th to 2000) James hardly chase(1 or 2) Harrold robins (1 or 2 ) Erich seagal (all) Sherlock Holmes(all) Readers digest Spiritual days(2000 onwards) Bible Wt 2000 onwards.... Awake 2000 onwards... And our other publications. By the way thank you for starting this sweet thread .

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A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final. He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next guy. MAN: "who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?" GUY: "that was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away." MAN: "oh... that's terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat .. ..but these are expensive tickets; couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?" GUY: "no...they are all at her funeral!" #..[emoji460][emoji460][emoji12][emoji12] Sent from my Infinix X572 using Tapatalk

I posted it so obviously I would have read it. But I didn't reveal it that I have read it. You too don't reveal it brother. Sent from my Infinix X572 using Tapatalk

King Akbar asked his Minister Birbal to look for five biggest idiots in his state and produce them in his court within a month. After a month's extensive search operations, Birbal brought to the court only two people! "But I asked for five", Akbar angrily asked. "Give me a chance to present them one by one", Birbal pleaded and went on to present his idiots: "Maharaj, this man, while travelling in a bullock cart, was keeping his luggage on his head so as not to hurt the bullocks. He is the first idiot. Pointing to the second man Birbal continued, "And this man here is the second idiot. Some grass grew on the roof of his thatched house and he was trying to force his cow climb up a ladder to graze on them." Birbal continued, "Maharaj, there were a lot of importants jobs for me to do in the state, but I ignored them and wasted a precious month in searching for idiots. According to me I am the third idiot." Birbal paused here for a moment. "Who are the fourth and fifth idiots?", Akbar thundered. "Beg your pardon, Maharaj", Birbal continued, "You are the king and are responsible for the wellbeing of the entire state and its people. You need wise persons to help you oversee the state affairs. Instead of looking for wise people you engaged me to look for idiots. According to me you are the fourth idiot. And, Maharaj, the person who is glued to this forum, keeping aside all his high priority assignments, oblivious of pressing needs of his familiy, just to learn who is the fifth idiot, is the fifth idiot himself. You will not find a better idiot to beat this one. What do you say, Maharaj?", Birbal concluded. Akbar said, "Post it immediately in all groups. Lots of idiots are eagerly waiting". Sent from my Infinix X572 using Tapatalk

Hello dear brothers and sisters. Tonight after coming back from my shop, I was taking a shower when soap went into my eyes and I got a burning sensation. (obviously) Immediately I used water . While I was pouring water over my eyes, I just thought like how amazing this water is. And then I thought if water wouldn't have been there, what else could I have used to remove the burning soap from my eyes.? No idea. Not only that, I have always felt water as very unique . Humans have taken water as granted but I doubt whether they can create water using two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. Also Pls read slowly and try to enjoy the article in this link. I am sure you will glorify Jehovah God more. https://www.britannica.com/science/water Have you admired Water- H2O ....? Sent from my Infinix X572 using Tapatalk H2O Sent from my Infinix X572 using Tapatalk

Yesterday I saw this clouds. They were so fatty in appearance and very low. I was just awe stuck. They appeared as if they were ready to burst. that's what I could capture with my cell phone. [emoji57][emoji53] Sent from my SM-C900F using Tapatalk

Age matters[emoji779][emoji779][emoji779] A group of old friends, all aged about 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch for their reunion. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant, because the waitresses there were pretty. [emoji481][emoji487][emoji494][emoji485][emoji489][emoji490][emoji497][emoji511] Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was good and the wine selection was excellent. [emoji497][emoji489][emoji490][emoji487][emoji481][emoji509][emoji482][emoji488] Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could dine in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean. [emoji476][emoji503][emoji499][emoji485][emoji481][emoji482][emoji487][emoji489] Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheelchair [emoji708] accessible and had an elevator[emoji651][emoji652]. Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before! Memory loss!! [emoji3] Aging with grace[emoji779] Sent from my Infinix X572 using Tapatalk

Enjoyed watching the hundred foot journey. Sent from my Infinix X572 using Tapatalk

Wow wow wow, I too had been waiting for this. Superb. Thank you. Now we can handle any discussions more easily. This also reminds that as Jehovah God and Jesus Christ are constantly working , we to need to be working more in the field service. Glory to Jehovah.

Dilip.

Can we watch this ? Sent from my Infinix X572 using Tapatalk

It was a beautiful daily scripture today. Increased my view about marriage. Sent from my Infinix X572 using Tapatalk