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A retired guy sits around the house all day so one day his wife says, “Joe, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week”. The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says: “Sure why not. Where’s the vacuum?


Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum running,  I thought you were going to do the vacuuming”?


Exasperated, Joe answers,”The stupid thing is broken, it won't start. We need to buy a new one”.


 “Really”, she says, “show me - it worked fine the last time”.   So he did (Click Here).

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Reminds me of an east coast Canada guy.


This guy could only cut 16 cord of wood a day. His boss expected 22 cord a day.


So he went and bought new chainsaw, and was told he could cut 22 cord a day with it.


After one day he brought the saw back to the store and said he still could only cut 16 cord a day and it was really hard work.


Salesman said 'Let me look at it'


He turn the switch on and pulled the cord, RRRRRmmmmm.


"What's that Noise?" (  east coaster )

Consciousness, that annoying time between naps! :sleeping:

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6 hours ago, tekmantwo said:

Looks like he flooded it, that happens when you use the choke too much...he's going to have to let it sit for a while and dry out.....

I think he needs to straighten out the air intake line first..

CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D


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That's what the female is for...


He can keep it running,  she needs to move the air intake rapidly back and forth across the flooring to ensure adequate air flow.


He will need to watch carefully from a low position,  (chair height is ideal), to make sure it doesn't stall out...this is very stressful for the mechanic, he should stay well hydrated during this procedure. ..

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