Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Holly]

drop dead!

Things you shouldn't say to the newly appointed Elder's wife

[rocket]

You think your hot stuff now don't you.

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Things you should NOT say to Micah about his humor.

[Micah]

Check please! (My boss always said this to me... the ex-MMA fighter.)

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Things you SHOULDN'T say in a packed car group on Saturday morning.

[rocket]

I had the best Chile last night for dinner.

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Things you should NOT say to the waitress after waiting 30 minutes for a menu.

[Micah]

What are you waitin for the hen to lay her eggs?

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to your wife after you just come home and told her you lost your job.

[rocket]

A joke ! ! ! !

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Things you Should NOT say to your boss after being let go unjustly.

[Micah]

In your best Bruce Banner voice: You really don't wanna see me angry! (growl quietly) - and no lynn, I am not speaking from experience. LOL

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to a threatening householder.

[Catalyst]

In your best Bruce Banner voice: You really don't wanna see me angry! (growl quietly) - and no lynn, I am not speaking from experience. LOL

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to a threatening householder.

I can see that you are in a good mood today.

Things you shouldn't say to a Brother who just got threatened by a householder

[Micah]

Do we need to make a pit stop for you to change your pants?

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to a Circuit Overseer who made a blooper on stage.

[Catalyst]

Do we need to make a pit stop for you to change your pants?

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to a Circuit Overseer who made a blooper on stage.

I guess we won't be seeing you next time

Things you shouldn't say to a Sister who just fell over

[rocket]

Did they teach you that at the "School for Traveling Overseers and Their Wives" or was that your own take on it.

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Things you should not say to the lady that just soaked your new suit with her garden hose.

[Holly]

I guess that's one way to water seeds of Truth.....

Things you should not say to the Brother who is seething in the drenched suit..

[Micah]

Honestly, we were about to take a break. Couldn't you have held it in just for a few more minutes???

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Things you shouldn't say to a Sister who just fell over (Want to make sure Steve's got answered. I can think of a few things for this.)

[Holly]

have you ever heard of weeble wobbles?

Things you shouldn't say to the well-rounded brother who just split his pants bending over to pick up his service bag

[Micah]

Weight Watchers is right around the corner next to the thrift store if you wanna make a stop.

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to the brother that just blasted you in the eye for saying what I said.

[Holly]

I'll take that as a "no"!

Things you shouldn't say to the owner of the car that just got puked in by someone elses kid while in service

[Micah]

That's a new meaning to "what goes up must come down."

Things you SHOULDN'T say to the kid that did the puking.

[Holly]

This is why I don't have children!

Things you shouldn't say to the mom of the kid!

[Micah]

Guess you regret making them eggs now, huh?

Things you SHOULDN'T say to passenger who is turning green from the sight and smell.

[Holly]

Who wants to go to McDonald's for a coffee break?

Things you shouldn't say to your husband who just overdrew your account because he used the wrong one for the car payment? (sound a little personal)?

[rocket]

If you want to pay the bill from now on, have at it but leave my account alone.

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Things you should NOT say to an alcoholic on the wagon.

[Micah]

A.A. is for quitters.

Things you SHOULDN'T say to someone who is playing video games in a BAD mood.

[rocket]

Time to take out the trash.

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Things you should NOT say to the depressed friend in the bosom position to you sitting on the chesterfield.

[LeslieDean]

Help me help you. (I really do not know if that applies now that I think about it---is a chesterfield a gun?)

Things you should not say to your neighbor you suspect toilet papering your house...

[Micah]

That better not be recycled toilet paper!!!!

Things you shouldn't say to someone who does recycle toilet paper.