Things You Shouldn't Say!

[rocket]

a chesterfield is the above context is a couch.

Is it softer the second time around?

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Things you should NOT say to your kids when you catch them playing a violent video game.

[Micah]

Move out of the way and go get daddy a beer.

Things NOT to say to someone making your food, who cannot cook to save their life!

[LeslieDean]

I just can never get enough!

Things you should not say to your bartender

[Catalyst]

I just can never get enough!

Things you should not say to your bartender

The drinks are on me !

Things you shouldn't say to a podiatrist.

[Micah]

Are you sure you know what you are doing with that thermometer? I always thought it went in the mouth.

Things you SHOULDN'T say to a witness who just cussed.

***My cousin was telling me a story about a project she was involved with with the RBC some years ago. While there, there was a brother who is of the annointed. He bent over and smacked his head on a table coming up. He cussed so loud everyone stopped and stared in horror. He turned and saw them and smiled. He said, "I am not perfect yet!" Goes to show that even the annointed slips! Makes me a lil more relaxed whenever I smack my thumb with the hammer. And now I wonder about the GaDS.***

[Holly]

Are you sure you know what you are doing with that thermometer? I always thought it went in the mouth.

Things you SHOULDN'T say to a witness who just cussed.

***My cousin was telling me a story about a project she was involved with with the RBC some years ago. While there, there was a brother who is of the annointed. He bent over and smacked his head on a table coming up. He cussed so loud everyone stopped and stared in horror. He turned and saw them and smiled. He said, "I am not perfect yet!" Goes to show that even the annointed slips! Makes me a lil more relaxed whenever I smack my thumb with the hammer. And now I wonder about the GaDS.***

Hey, this is a G-rated gathering! R-rated is up the street at the Catholic Church!

Things you shouldn't say to the witness you saw exiting the R-rated movie known for it's demonic overtones...

[rocket]

I saw that movie last week.

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Things you should NOT say to the bartender who refuses you that `one last drink for the road.'

[isabella]

Things you shouldnt say at a funeral

I actually heard someone say

"Look at that old lady, its hardly worth her going home"

[rocket]

Wow, the body is moving.

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Things you Should NOT say at a Grave-side service.

[Holly]

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, when you must go, you must, you must...

Things you shouldn't say to the scary-looking undertaker who asked you to give him a hand........(lol, no pun intended.... maybe a little)

[rocket]

Ok, you get down in the hole and I will hand you the shovel, maybe.

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Things you should NOT say on the Golden Gate Bridge.

[Holly]

How long can you tread water?

Things you should not say during the baptism at the convention

[betlee]

Is that a snake in the water!?! Get em out!!!

Things you shouldn't say while giving a haircut.

[Holly]

OOPS!

Things you shouldn't say to the sister who still as not given you your notes for the talk you have for meeting tomorrow! (yes, I am still waiting)! lol!

[betlee]

I hope that I have enough time to go over your talk so I can do a good job!

Things that you shouldn't say to the car driver in service

[Holly]

Mind if I drive?

Things you shouldn't say to the back-seat driver in the service group.

[betlee]

Did you say that you wanted the steering wheel in the back seat;)

Things that you shouldn't say if a child is kicking the back of you seat at the KH

[rocket]

If you don't stop it, I'm gonna come back there and slap you silly.

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Things you should NOT say to the brother crunching on hard candy through out the entire meeting.

[Micah]

Did you bring enough for all??

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Things you SHOULD NOT say if you are that brother responding back.

[trottigy]

Shut up and sit down.

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Things you shouldn't say to the IRS auditor

[Brother_Bliss]

Things you shouldn't say to the IRS auditor

So, how about I make this check out to you, and you just walk out that door and write down that everything was fine.

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Things not to say in flight over the intercom.

[trottigy]

What's that eating at the wing? (remember the twilight zone episode - James T. Kirk?)

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thinking of that - what not to say to a hitchhiker

[Micah]

So... is that cranberry sauce all over that knife?

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What you SHOULDN'T say to Bob because he is behind on his books.

[rocket]

The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you always have Taxes that you should be working on.

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Things you should NOT say to the person that gets themselves in hot water on jwtalk.

[Micah]

HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!! Idiot..........

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Things you SHOULDN'T say while you're kissing your wife/husband.