Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Holly]

anything!

Things you shouldn't say on your 1st date

[rocket]

I would like to be the father of your kids.

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Things you should NOT say someone with a chip on his/her shoulder.

[trottigy]

Give me a second and I can knock that off for you.

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Not say to a friend whose pet is ill.

[rocket]

Well Jehovah didn't make them to live forever.

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Things you should NOT say to the person with no compassion for hurt/sick pets.

[Holly]

People are more important than animals...

Things you should not say to a Hoarder

[Micah]

OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!! Did you get robbed??? With this mess, how would you know if anything was taken?

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What you SHOULDN'T say to a newly resurrected person.

[Brother_Bliss]

What you SHOULDN'T say to a newly resurrected person.

Ha! How in the world did you get here?

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Things you shouldn't say to your mother-in-law:

[rocket]

If I wanted my mother-in-law running my life I would move to China, maybe you could move there first.

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to Micah after learning he just found a Job.

[Holly]

Can I borrow a few bucks?

Things you shouldn't say to one of those annoying, overseas phone calls you can hardly understand

[rocket]

Can you speak english please.

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Things you should NOT say in a bear cave.

[Holly]

This porridge is too hot, this one is too cold, this one is juuuust right!

Things you shouldn't say to the Dentist before a root canal

[rocket]

Pain causes me to go into convulsions.

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Things you should NOT say to the CO about his wife.

[Holly]

Doesn't she get bored listening to you every week, every month, every year.......... I sure would!

Things you shouldn't say to CO's wife about the CO

[Micah]

Don't he get boring? Same thing over, and over, and over, and over....................

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to someone having a panic attack.

[Holly]

Will it help if I slap you?

Things you shouldn't say to someone sleep-walking

[Brother_Bliss]

Things you shouldn't say to someone sleep-walking

FIRE !!

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Things you should not say to an Eskimo.

[rocket]

Hell is Hot........ (They will want to go there)

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Things you should NOT say to a new Boss.

[Brother_Bliss]

Things you should NOT say to a new Boss.

With me on board now to do your job for you, you're finally gonna start looking real good!

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Things you should not say on live TV...

[rocket]

Who the &*!!@ messed with the teleprompter.

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Things you should NOT say to the CO's wife about chewing gum during meetings, given the fact that the week before Co's visit, counsel was given not to chew gum during meetings.

[kalada]

Do you want a piece of chewing gum?

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What shouldn't you say to the sister whose come back from the toilets with her skirt tucked into her underwear?

[Joey]

Do you want a piece of chewing gum?

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What shouldn't you say to the sister whose come back from the toilets with her skirt tucked into her underwear?

Thanks for the show will there be a repeat performance?

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Things you shouldn't say when your husband ate all of the chocolate ice cream.

[GrumpysWife]

That's OK, I have 10 more in the freezer.

Things Vernalee should say to Grumpy because she ate all his ice cream.

(Be specific I really need help with this.)

[kalada]

you had better go get me some more PRONTO thats if you want dinner.Darling

[kalada]

sorry i didnt ask new question

NEW what shouldnt you say to a mother of a disabled child whos making lots of noise in a meeting

[Micah]

Oh... He wasn't that bad today for a change!!!

That was actually said to me before by an elder.

Things you SHOULDN'T say when your youngest cusses his mom.