Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Holly]

Here, (lifting arm and pointing), this is the one I use.... (lololololololololololol)

Things you shouldn't say to your child when he/she asks you where babies come from

[rocket]

Well you come FedEx.

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Things you should NOT say to the teenager who sincerely wants to know about sex.

[Holly]

Go ask you Father!

Things you should not say to the Elder who asks you to do a last-minute demo, knowing how nervous you are

[trottigy]

Should NOT say - No! (come on give him a break - you would have been nervous for a week if he had asked you a week ago. At least now you only have to be nervous for a day ;) )

Not say

To the School Overseer when he asks you to substitute as someone cancelled at the last minute ;)

[LeslieDean]

Is that the biggest breast you have? (hahaha Vernalee!)

Things you should not say at your gynecologists visit

[GrumpysWife]

Your going to do WHAT?

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Things I shouldn't say to Leslie for bringing up a subject I'd rather forget.

[Holly]

You really are sadistic, aren't you!

Things you shouldn't say to the Catholic Nun who just attended the Memorial with you (yes, this happened to me, twice along with the Friday of the District Convention 2 summers ago, she will probably go to the Memorial this year too)!

[rocket]

Is it true that they hide the Nun's babies in the walls of the Convent.

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Things you should Not say to the Priest that just found out that one of the Nun's were attending the Memorial at the KH.

[Holly]

That's NUN of your businesss!

Things you should not say to the church members who's priest was found guilty of molestation

[Greenfield]

I would be careful around the new priest too.

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Things you shouldn't say to a person whose congregation is consolidating into 2 others.

(yes this is happening in my area)

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Should NOT say - No! (come on give him a break - you would have been nervous for a week if he had asked you a week ago. At least now you only have to be nervous for a day ;) )

My thoughts exactly! Plus with sub TMS talks people are more sympathetic if you do butcher the material.

[rocket]

Well, if all y'all spent more time in the ministry, this wouldn't be happening.

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Things you should NOT say to a brother who repeatedly asks your 90 year old mother for a loan when he is driving an expensive car and she barely has food to put on the table.

[Greenfield]

Ask her for a little more, I've only been to the Caribbean once this year.

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Things you shouldn't say to a person who says "all y'all".

[Holly]

How do you like living in Hicktown?

Things you shouldn't say to a country boy from the sticks, visiting the "big city" for the first time!

[rocket]

Hey, they got indoor plumbing out in the country yet? What do you use now that Monkey Wards is out of Buisness?

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Things you should NOT say in Hell, MI.

[Holly]

This is my second time visiting Hell, how is living in it?

Things you shouldn't say to the traffic court judge when fighting the accuracy of the radar gun used to issue you a ticket for 11 miles over the speed limit

[rocket]

I know that's a bunch of baloney because the officer said the telephone poles were going 15 MPH.

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Things you should NOT say to Officer who wants to give you a ticket for going one mile over the posted speed.

[Holly]

I was not, I was going 11 miles over the posted speed! See I told you your radar guns are inaccurate!

Things you shoudn't say to the 2 young Mormon men that just knocked on your door! (Yes, this has happened to me)!

[Greenfield]

What Hall do you go to? Oh wait...

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Things you shouldn't say at a Kingdom Hall remodel.

[rocket]

I wanna do it my way.

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Things you should NOT say to the brother's when you realize that the KH security cameras are pointing away from the Hall instead of toward the Hall.

[Greenfield]

I don't know wh- Oh LOOK at what the neighbors are doing!

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Things you shouldn't say to nosy people.

[Holly]

Did you hear?.... oh, of course you did!

Things you shouldn't say to the rude, obnoxious person waiting in line behind you while they have to get a price check on one of your items...

[rocket]

Don't get your undies in a bundle, I'll be done in a sec.

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Things you should NOT say to the store clerk that will not give you the time of day when you need help finding an item in the store.

[Holly]

Oops! Sorry, didn't mean to drop that jar of Ragu!

Things you shouldn't say to the auto-mechanic who gave you a repair quote of $2,000 when all you wanted was an oil change!

[Micah]

@#)$*)!!!!!!!!! @#)$@#*!!!!!!!!!!!!! @)#*$@#)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to your youngest kid that is keeping you up on a meeting night at 1:30 am!!!! (Yes, this is happening right now!!! I should be catching my Zzzz's.)

[Holly]

Nyquil anyone?

Things you shouldn't say to your husband who keeps hogging all the blankets!