Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Micah]

I think I saw your cat in there. Or what was left of it.

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to a mechanic who has half your engine torn apart looking confused.

[Holly]

You're not looking for ducttape are you?

Things you shouldn't say to your husband who just got home from school, hungry, and had to nuke some frozen burritos for dinner!

[Greenfield]

Those were for me! The week old sandwich was for you.

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Things you shouldn't say to this smiley:

[rocket]

I was looking for the Grumpy Board not the Smiley Board.

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Things you should NOT say to a Brother & Sister with 6 stair-stepped boys all under 10 years of age.

[kalada]

Dont you have a Television in your house?

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What shouldnt you say to the brother or sister who always goes off topic,and rambling on in there answers to the watchtower

[rocket]

Zip it Bro, your answers are really boring and makes you sound like a knowledge show off.

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Things you should NOT say to the only borg on the board.

[ReadYourBible]

Zip it Bro, your answers are really boring and makes you sound like a knowledge show off.

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Things you should NOT say to the only borg on the board.

YOU will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Things you should not say to someone who is struggling with their weight.

[LeslieDean]

I see you lost the battle.

Things you should not say at a AA meeting...

[kalada]

Drinks are on me!

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What shouldnt you say to a teenager thats got severe acne

[rocket]

Can I pop that zit.

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Things you should NOT say to the teen ager in their last month of being a teen.

[LeslieDean]

Now that you are all grown up you can do things your way.

Things you should not say to Jehovah in prayer

[Holly]

Please, let me hit the big one!

Things you shouldn't say during a Family Worship Night

[rocket]

Do we have to tonight? I have something else I would rather do.

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Things you should Not say to your child when they are vomiting in your car.

[Holly]

Couldn't you have done this in Daddy's car?

Things you shouldn't say to your husband who keeps cranking up the heat, when you are trying to budget utility usage!

[rocket]

For every degree over 68 you turn that thermostat I'm going to buy something on QVC for my comfort.

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Things you should NOT say to your hubby when he comes home from work, after working all day out of doors in the cold of winter.

[ReadYourBible]

Honey could you take out the trash? Then whine incessantly when he doesn't.

Things you just shouldn't say ever!

[Joey]

I give up!

Things you shouldn't say to:

the worldly girl who keeps calling to talk to your son.

[Spydar]

You don't serve Jehovah, LEAVE MY SON ALONE!

Things you shouldn't say to a rival fooball ( soccer) fan

[kalada]

What do you support that rubbish team for, come join our side.

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What shouldnt you say when the other team score a goal

[rocket]

Rip City

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Things you should NOT say to the parent of a student football (not soccer) player when he gets hurt playing.

[Spydar]

It was coming for him a long time ago

Things you should'nt say to a hit man

[Joey]

Do you ever have a two for the price of one special ?

(I'm always looking for a deal)

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Things you shouldn't say to a lifeguard.

[Greenfield]

Hey, look as I go and dunk all these people.

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Things you shouldn't say to this smiley:

[Spydar]

I will delete you if you don't stop laugh

Things you should not say to this smiley

[Greenfield]

What can't you eat?

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Things you shouldn't say to this smiley: