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Itsy bitsy spider, crawling up the water pipe.......

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Things you should NOT say on a bullet train during an earthquake.

I hope there is another earthquake. That was exciting !

Things you shouldn't say to a Mac user.....

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The bite out of the apple represents the hole it leaves in your wallet to buy one.

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Things you should NOT say to people living near a nuclear power plant.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Things you should NOT say to Rick about his little hole in the wall Taco place.

JWTalk game crossover...love it.

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Things you should NOT say to people living near a nuclear power plant.

Turn all the lights off, I want to see if you glow.

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Things you shouldn't say to :wheelchair: about :punk:

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I love the punks tattoos man.

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Things you should NOT say while visiting Bethel for the first time.

I heard that there's a library here. Any Stephen King books?

Things you shouldn't say to someone when they have been resurrected after Armageddon.

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I've already picked out my gown, wedding ring, AND booked the hall for the May long weekend sweetheart!!! (Inspired by a true story I seen recently in the news....LOL)

Things you shouldn't say to a hick who just confronted you because you were mowing the grass after 9 p.m., (and his kids are trying to sleep) in the Provincial Park.....(also inspired by true events LOL!)

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Why do you want to read that book of old stories for when you can read this chic magazine.

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What shouldn't you say to your wife who would rather read the chic magazine on family worship night

The only place you can find perfection , is in the dictionary.

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That project looks terrible can't you do better;

Things you should say after someone has given you a present......

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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