Things You Shouldn't Say!

[NasusJW]

Uh oh, I shouldn't have eaten that tuna sandwich I forgot about in my gym locker.

Things you shouldn't say to a massage therapist.

[Catalyst]

Uh oh, I shouldn't have eaten that tuna sandwich I forgot about in my gym locker.

Things you shouldn't say to a massage therapist.

Could you massage a bit harder?...... ( Crack!)

Things you shouldn't say to ..... a cashier.

[rocket]

The ink should be dry, I printed it yesterday.

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Things you should not say in a theater.

[Greenfield]

Darth Vader is Luke's father!!

Things you shouldn't say to the School Overseer as he's counseling you

[rocket]

Maaaan, was it really that bad?

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Things you should not say on a Ferris-Wheel.

[Joey]

I think I'm gonna hurl.

Things you shouldn't say to a judge.

[Catalyst]

I think I'm gonna hurl.

Things you shouldn't say to a judge.

Here come the Judge !

Things you shouldn't say to a ......... supermarket checkout assistant

[Sunnyside]

You can keep the change

New: Things you should not say to the Elders

[rocket]

I think Sisters ought to be elders.

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Things you should not say to Sisters in the Congregation.

[Brother_Bliss]

Things you should not say to Sisters in the Congregation.

Isn't it high time you started dressing like this...

Things you should not say to someone on a highwire...

[Greenfield]

Doesn't your nose ITCH!!???

Things you shouldn't say to the field service group conductor.

[rocket]

I worked with that brother last week, do I have to go through that again?

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Things you should not say in a Public Library.

[Greenfield]

Books are boring, you guys need to watch more TV.

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Things you shouldn't say to your Dad.

[rocket]

Is that how they did it when dinosaurs walked the earth?

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Things you should not say at an Opera.

[Greenfield]

What in Sheol are they saying??

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Things you shouldn't say to the householder.

[rocket]

You're going to Gehenna if yoou don't listen to me.

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Things you should not say to a hair stylist.

[Joey]

Make it whatever color you want.

Things you shouldn't say to your auto repair man.

[Áine]

Its still making the same noise !

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Things you shouldn't say to your husband !!

[Brother_Bliss]

Listen here! I wear the pants in this family!

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Things you should not say on live TV.

[ArtisteBleue]

Who's the wise guy who put the Ex-lax in the brownies?!

Things you shouldn't say in a car group out in service:

[Brother_Bliss]

Things you shouldn't say in a car group out in service:

My brakes actually went out the other day for a moment, but a little bubble gum and some string managed to do the trick.

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Things you should not say while on a cruise ship.

[rocket]

Fire, Abandon Ship!

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Things you should not say in a hot air balloon.

[Joey]

Hey look that kids got a dart gun.

Things you shouldn't say to kids teacher.

[Greenfield]

Make sure they don't get out of any of the holiday activities.

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Things you shouldn't say to someone who just got baptized that day.

[rocket]

So when are you starting regular pioneer service?

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Things you should not say on a bullet train.