Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Joey]

I think I'll keep this cute little prarie dog for a pet.

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Things you shouldn't say on the View.

[rocket]

Sherri, your disgusting!

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Things you should not say to Barbra Walters on the View.

[GrumpysWife]

Is that a new wrinkle?

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Things you shouldn't say to Southerners

[Joey]

It's ramp season.

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Things you shouldn't say to a football referee.

[rocket]

Get your eyeballs out of your pocket.

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Things you should not say to a Southern Lady.

[trottigy]

Things you should not say to a Southern Lady.

Your right that accent does lower your IQ

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Things you shouldn't say to a Western man

[rocket]

What do you do nowdays when the Indians attack, circle the cars on the freeway?

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Things you should not say in an Assembly Hall.

[trottigy]

FIRE!

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To your roommate after he comes home with dinner for the both of you.

[pinkpopcorn]

Did you SUPERSIZE mine???

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Things you should never say to a bald man.

[rocket]

I see it's been a hair today gone tomorrow kind of day.

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Things you should not say to a balding sister.

[pinkpopcorn]

LOVE your hair-don't!

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What should you never say to a sleeping judo expert?

[rocket]

You're not so tough!

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Things you should not say to a Baptist Preacher.

[pinkpopcorn]

Jehovah's Witnesses are the only ones who teach the truth. Do you now wish for me to study with you?

What do you never say to your mother-in-law?

[BlaqueCalalilly]

Your son says I cook better than you

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What do you never say in a facebook group?

[rocket]

Google+ is so much better.

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Things you should not say when staring down a Bull.

[trottigy]

"O'lay", while waving a red jacket

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What not to say to some one who is sure we are going to eat meat in the new system ;)

[BlaqueCalalilly]

well you better eat all the pork chops now ...we won't have it in the new world.....

what not to say @ a Christina Aguilera concert ( sorry couldn't think of anything right now )

[trottigy]

WOW! has she been eating ALL the pork chops she can?!!!

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What not to say to someone who (wrongly) believes we won't eat meat in the new system

[pinkpopcorn]

Jerry

What not to say to someone who (wrongly) believes we won't eat meat in the new system

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OLE! yelled while holding

I am laughing so much I can't continue with a new thought! Somebody else help me out!

[trottigy]

Jerry

What not to say to someone who (wrongly) believes we won't eat meat in the new system

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OLE! yelled while holding

I am laughing so much I can't continue with a new thought! Somebody else help me out!

[rocket]

OLE! yelled while holding

I am laughing so much I can't continue with a new thought! Somebody else help me out!

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Things you should not say to a PETP member.

[trottigy]

Put that in your pipe and smoke it

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Things you shouldn't say to anyone who loves to change the size of their posts

[pinkpopcorn]

Jerry

Things you shouldn't say to anyone who loves to change the size of their posts

You know, you can be disfellowshiped for that!

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Name one thing never to say to the C.O. when you are taking him to 'goat territory.'

[trottigy]

You'll enjoy lunch at my house - not everyone there is df'd

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Things you shouldn't say to those who love posting in multiple colors

[pinkpopcorn]

Hey - are you color blind???

Things never to say to your waitress before she brings your food.