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get some humor it was a joke.

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things You shouldn't say to Someone.

If they like beach boys and you don"t.....

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Help Me Rhonda is one of the worst songs of all time.....

Things you should NOT say to someone who is hanging from their tether off the Golden Gate Bridge

yeah i hate that song too, very annoying,

so probably shouldn't say don't look down. don't be scared...

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shouldn't say to someone

who is knocking on the door and about to preach and its not your turn,,,,,,

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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I'm sorry baby here's some chocolates and flowers to cheer you up. :coffee:

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something you should say to some whose expecting.

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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If its a secret don't tell me thanks for the trust,

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something you shouldn't say to a star trek fan.

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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I've met people who's elevator didn't go to the top floor before but yours is stuck in the basement.

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Things you Shouldn't say to people who like to kid but can't take a kidding.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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We finally got to prank you and you can't take it.:ecstatic:

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things you shouldn't say to

a real estate person after they have kept you waiting and you had to stop preaching for them

and their client...

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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I waited x number of minutes for you, you inconsiderate tool!~ (I would actually turn this into a preaching opportunity, mainly because I'd hope it would annoy the living daylights out of them LOL!!!

They'd say they were sorry for being late, I'd say that's quite alright, I was busy sharing a positive kingdom message with some in our community, and then specifically talk about the message that was being shared for as many minutes as they were late :innocent:) Heh, who knows what the outcome would be!

Things you shouldn't say to a jehovah's witness who is annoyed with you being late.......

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Call me Armageddon, I'm coming, but you never know when!

(I accidentally replied to Gabe originally, where I wrote:

Won't it be nice when God brings in his new world and we won't have people like you?)

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Things you shouldn't say to :bringiton: about :o

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COME ON STOP jibbering. and show some interest in our conversation.

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things you don't say

:touche:

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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are you really truly innocent. where you on the 3rd of march. do you have an allaby

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things you shouldn't say :pistols:

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? (Dirty Harry circa 1971)

Things you shouldn't say to the one controlling the :nuke:

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Radiation leak Radiation leak, see if this works block up the leak with some chocolate bars it will react and form a plug.

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things you shouldn't say... :beard2:

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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