Things You Shouldn't Say!

[ReadYourBible]

darkness I sense in you... (we so need a yoda icon)

Things you shouldn't say while fixing your car....

[Greenfield]

I can fix anything with the handyman's secret weapon, duct tape.

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Things you shouldn't say to Indiana Jones.

[ReadYourBible]

IIIIIINNNNNNDDYYYYYYYYYY ....................SNAKES!!!!!

Things you shouldn't say when you're being chased by a 2 storey tall rolling ball........

[surfergirl]

yikes where's Macgyver how do I get out of this one?

new things you shouldn't say

when someone has Just discovered they might. like just one type of beer.

[ReadYourBible]

Egads (wo)man. That type is pure swill...cleanse your palate and start again!!!

Things you shouldn't say to the snobby wine tester...

[Greenfield]

They all taste the same.

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Things you shouldn't say to Darth Vader.

[ReadYourBible]

Your 'death star' is a bit presumptuous, it's not like you're Darth Sidious or anything. I'm so sith of your feeble planning.

Things you shouldn't say to Leia whiles she's wearing that gold lamé number...

[rocket]

Your so Barbie tonight, Leia.

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Things you Shouldn't say on the observation deck of the Space Needle.

[Greenfield]

Why?

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Things you shouldn't say to Inigo Montoya (from Princess Bride).

[rocket]

It is snowing down under.

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Things you Shouldn't say while visiting Wisconsin.

[Greenfield]

I thought only cows lived here.

(I missed Lynn's somehow: Things you Shouldn't say on the observation deck of the Space Needle. My answer: "They promised me I would be in space up here." )

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Things you shouldn't say in Monmouth, Oregon.

[rocket]

How do you say that Mon...Mouth.

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Things you Shouldn't say to some one that lives in a very cold winter climate.

[Greenfield]

So do you have to wear coats all year or...?

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Things you shouldn't say to a GPS navigation system.

[rocket]

Yea, right as if I'm gonna believe you.

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Things you Shouldn't say on top of a mountain.

[Greenfield]

I'm going to put on skis and ski all the way to the bottom.

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Things you shouldn't say to a pot roast.

[rocket]

I don't talk to my meat, I just eat it.

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Things you Shouldn't say to a substitute CO.

[ReadYourBible]

Everyone in our circuit is of the anointed......you'd best watch your step. Things you shouldn't say to the two grumpy guys from the muppets...

Is it just me, or does the guy on the left kind of resemble a certain chatter who shall remain nameless... p.s. LOL@I don't talk to my meat, I just eat it!!!!

[surfergirl]

Its curtains. On with the show Its time to play the music.

yeap those 2 old buddies remind me of 2 old pals back home they were likem that

[surfergirl]

Its curtains. On with the show Its time to play the music.

yeap those 2 old buddies remind me of 2 old pals back home they were likem that

SORRY i HAD TO RACE OF TO THE MEETING.

SO NEW TINGS YOU DON'T SAY TO GROUCH

[Greenfield]

You would be happier if you didn't live in a trash can.

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Things you shouldn't say to the Cookie Monster.

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p.s. LOL@I don't talk to my meat, I just eat it!!!!

Can you tell I'm running out of ideas?

[ReadYourBible]

Can you tell I'm running out of ideas?

This would be why I take longer than others to say something LOL!

However, this is not the time!

Cookie Monster, they're rewriting your script. You have to eat vegetables instead of cookies now. (Poor cookie monster, this is true)

Things you shouldn't say to someone who has been mostly dead all day (also from The Princess Bride)

[Greenfield]

Now I can't look for loose change!

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Things you shouldn't say to Biff from Back to the Future.

[rocket]

That odor is really becoming on you Biff.

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Things you Shouldn't say to Bible Study who wobbles back and forth on the Trinity.

[Greenfield]

Okay, we will settle in the middle and say God is two in one.

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Things you shouldn't say to a Bible student who literally wobbles.

[ReadYourBible]

Anything about drunkeness, because it could be vertigo, or MS...

Things you shouldn't say to elephants.