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EccentricM
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Not part of the game, but just that made me think of a sister in our hall who actually said that to people on the door. When people would turn her down, she used to say "oh, well go die then"

EccentricM
EccentricM

"I imagined you were better looking".   New: Things you shoudn't say to a Governing Body member.

BLEmom
BLEmom

Answer:  You should start a beard topic.  New:  What not to say to the brother getting ready to baptize you?  

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Joey Grand Master

Joey

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Things you shouldn't say to a bad waiter.

NO TIP FOR YOU!!

Things you shouldn't say to someone who is incredibly nervous when giving a talk.

WOW! Last time I saw someone as nervous as you they passed out!

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Things you shouldn't say to security at the airport.

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Greenfield Grand Master

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I think 25 kids is a good even number to aim for.

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Things you shouldn't say to :crying:

Things you shouldn't say to :bible:

I'm not going to read you today.

This reminds me of Lynn's response in the other game, "Things You SHOULD Say!"

Things you should say to :bible2:

I promise to read you every day.

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Joey Grand Master

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Suck it up and stop feeling sorry for yourself.

Things you shouldn't say to a woman who cannot zip herself into her dress cause she's gotten too 'plush'

Weight watchers meets on Monday at 8pm.

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Things you shouldn't say to the sister who answered wrong during the cong. Bible study.

(Like I did Wednesday night.:blushing:)

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Joey Grand Master

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Don't you read the questions before you answer them? (I do this semi-regularly Nancy LOL)

Things you shouldn't say when you've planned to go out in service tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. and they've forecasted snow :shutup:

Snow day!

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Things you shouldn't say to your husband when he breaks # 7 of your 8 piece set of glasses.:X

(Wow...I'm getting all my frustrations out on here today.)

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Don't you read the questions before you answer them? (I do this semi-regularly Nancy LOL)

Things you shouldn't say when you've planned to go out in service tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. and they've forecasted snow :shutup:

Snow day!

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Things you shouldn't say to your husband when he breaks # 7 of your 8 piece set of glasses.:X

(Wow...I'm getting all my frustrations out on here today.)

Your such a KLUTZ, it's plastic for you from now on.

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Things you Shouldn't say to the sister, who during the Watchtower Study, consistently answers the "B' question before it is ask.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Things you shouldn't say to :tea:

You're as bitter as the bloody tea (wo)man!

Things you shouldn't say during a quiz......

Can you give me a hint please.

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Things you Shouldn't say to the sister, who during the Watchtower Study, consistently answers the "B' question before it is ask.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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surfergirl Grand Master

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You conduct next time, and see how hard it is to rein in people like you. :eek:

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Things you shouldn't say to ET.

So did you really play for the sharks at Cronulla? Man I watched your fishing show recently bought a camper and boat and tried out the location you mentioned, To kylie's head. and well what a waste of time there was no fish and the weather sucked

I would like a refund please?

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things you shouldn't say if you been camping and your wife is trying too help and you think she is not doing enough?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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kalada Community Regular

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Well if you're not going to help go and make my dinner like a good christian wife should.

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What shouldn't you say to your husband who tells you to go make dinner like a good christian wife when youre only trying to help him.

The only place you can find perfection , is in the dictionary.

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surfergirl Grand Master

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My LORD I'm not Sarah. so go fetch yourself.

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what you shouldn't say. When you baiting up and expert like 8yrs old says what type of bait to use,?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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rocket Grand Master

rocket

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If you don't shut up and listen, I'm going to use you for the bait and catch the big one.

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Things you Shouldn't say to your wife after she caught the big fish you had been chasing for 20 years and never caught.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Let me kiss ya yibbada yibbada that;s what Rex would do?

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things shouldn't say to a trauller

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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