Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Greenfield]

Why are you cooler just because you're Australian? Midwesterners get no respect man.

[just kidding, I don't mind living here...much.]

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Things you shouldn't say to a dairy cow.

[ReadYourBible]

Moo.

Things you shouldn't say if you don't know what a midwesterner is.

[Greenfield]

It sounds like a good name for a burger with lots of kinds of cheese.

[Oh right, this is things you shouldn't say. j/k]

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Things you shouldn't say to

[ReadYourBible]

You'll understand the trinity soon.

Things you shouldn't say to a person who has forgotten their song book....

[surfergirl]

Why don't you just make up your own words?

new things you shouldn't say to a city slicker?

[ReadYourBible]

You're a city slicker....

Things you shouldn't say to someone who calls you a city slicker....

[surfergirl]

Nop I like the country

new things you shouldn't say to someone who works in the mines?

[ReadYourBible]

Is the canary supposed to be dead?

Things you shouldn't say to yourself before bedtime.

[rocket]

I'm Blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm going to get some beauty rest

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Things you Shouldn't say to your Andrologist.

[surfergirl]

Well Abraham was old enough to have kids. I would like to make the history books. NO. 1! Granddad in the world.

new things you shouldn't say to one who is up to mischief?

[rocket]

Do you want to smash rocks all your life.

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Things you Shouldn't say to a young married couple that want to go to the School For Married Couples.

[surfergirl]

Oh you having problems so soon, you will find a therapist,

new things you shouldn't say to.someone asking for

[rocket]

If you need help, feel free to ask but don't expect much.

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Things you Shouldn't say to someone who's been in the sun to long.

[Greenfield]

You look redder than Mars!

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Things you shouldn't say to anyone ever at any time.

[rocket]

Go live in Wisconsin.

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Things you Shouldn't say to an Oregonian.

[Greenfield]

Go live in Wisconsin.

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Things you shouldn't say to a lobster.

[rocket]

Aren't you a little craby.

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Things you Shouldn't say to someone who loves -40 degrees winters.

[Greenfield]

You should try the Polar Bear Plunge.

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Things you shouldn't say to a bear.

[rocket]

Hey Yogi where's Bo-Bo?

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Things you Shouldn't say to some one of whom you might have hurt their fealings.

[ReadYourBible]

Suck it up Princess. Put on your big girl panties.

Things you shouldn't say to your veterinarian....

[ReadYourBible]

Things you Shouldn't say to someone who loves -40 degrees winters.

If marriage wasn't such a serious deal I would have married someone for convenience. The convenience of never having to experience another -40C winter! LOL:

[rocket]

With the cost of a vet being so high it seems silly to have a hammer just laying around doing nothing.

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Things you Shouldn't say to the PE teacher who tries to make you out to be the bad guy to your kid for not allowing him/her to go out for sports.

[ReadYourBible]

Listen here tubby....perhaps if you actually ran with your class instead of yelling at them, you too might benefit from a little physical activity.

Things you shouldn't say after you've eaten the cupcake you were supposedly saving for your husband.

[rocket]

Nothing, least you want to die.

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Things you Shouldn't say in the Sydney Opera House.

[ReadYourBible]

Opera Shmopera, who gives a rats patoot about the fine arts anyhow?

Things you shouldn't say during a rugby match in Australia.