Things You Shouldn't Say!

[surfergirl]

I don't like your hot dogs or Icecream.

new things you shouldn't say To Krispy kreams?

[campanula]

I want more!

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Things you should'not say to your wimp and picky boss

[surfergirl]

Just beat em. beat em. no point in talking about whose wrong or whose right just

new things you shouldn't say to a bad fight?

[rocket]

I win!

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Things you Shouldn't say to a kind and considerate boss.

[Hallett 82]

Your fly is undone. .

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to your hairdresser

[rocket]

Did you just graduate from Barber College?

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Things you Shouldn't say to someone wearing thongs to the convention. ( I mean the 60s thongs now called flip-flops )

[surfergirl]

Did you forget to grab your comfy shoes.

new things you shouldn't say to your boots you had repaired for the assembly. then they broke. and all you had were boots and heals

and your hubby has too take you shoe shopping in the middle of lunch break. ( it happened LOL>)

[rocket]

I wish you would break every year so I could get new shoes.

New: Things you Shouln't say on the "London Wheel."

[campanula]

I'm sick! I'm sick!

Things you shouldn't say in the Eurostar tunnel

[Catalyst]

I'm sick! I'm sick!

Things you shouldn't say in the Eurostar tunnel

Making this tunnel must have been a boring job.

Things you shouldn't say to a person who just burped.

[rocket]

You can say that again.

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Things you Shouldn't say to the waitress who objected to the nickel tip you left for bad service.

[campanula]

Shut up! Next time I'll simply beat you

Things you should not say to anybody

[Hallett 82]

You are lucky that you turned out human.

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things you shouldn't say to manicurist.

[campanula]

Cut all this stuff off! Now!

Things you should not say to yourself, never.

[rocket]

I'm Bad!

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Things you Shouldn't say to your Podiatrist.

[Greenfield]

I brought these socks I was wearing after going door-to-door for my church all day in the summer, do they smell like normal feet?

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Things you shouldn't say when you're out in service and you step in dog poo.

[surfergirl]

Is that Stuff just the @#@#@#*%# why me?

new things you shouldn't say - if someone wont let you in the car because of the poop.

[Hallett 82]

I often am left out of car groups . . mostly because of Poop issues.

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Things You SHOULDN'T say to your favorite barista

[rocket]

Plain decaf fresh brew please.

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Things you Shouldn't say to Catholic who is fingering her rosary and mumbling as you talk.

[Hallett 82]

Slow down dear . . any faster and the friction will cause a fire.

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to a member of Westborough congregation.

[rocket]

Salvation originates with the Jews. (Congregation B'nai Shalom - Westborough, MA)

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Things you Shouldn't say to a Russian Brother/Sister that is enduring persecution.

[Greenfield]

I'd rather be in your place than deal with materialism.

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Things you shouldn't say to materialism.

[Hallett 82]

(sing) Let it grow . .let it grow . . let it grow. (to the tune of 'Let it snow')

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Things you SHOULDN'T say . . when you drive through a shop window.

[Greenfield]

So, I get to keep what I hit right?

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Things you shouldn't say to someone who spills coffee in your bookbag.

[rocket]

Drats, I paid 150 buck for that Bible, now look at it.

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Things you Shouldn't say to the parents of a youngster who out in service vomits in your car.