Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Eve]

what were you thinking?

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things you should not say to a 6 year old who walks in on you in the toilet?

[surfergirl]

''QUICK!'' get the DR. Your kid asks why Ma. because your eyes will be scared for life. Now you don't want to have nightmares do you.

new things you should say---To the Dr if He offers a cure..?

[Hallett 82]

I'll think about it. . thank you very much.

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Things you SHOULD say to the man who gets your broken down car started in the rain

[Eve]

men,I didn't know your that smart,can you fly too?

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things you should not say to an old sister when saying hi after the meetings?

[Eve]

''QUICK!'' get the DR. Your kid asks why Ma. because your eyes will be scared for life. Now you don't want to have nightmares do you.

new things you should say---To the Dr if He offers a cure..?

that's a nice one I thought of saying, 'baby is not what you think '

hahahahaha

[rocket]

Do you think you will be here next week?

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Things you Shouldn't say to the bro. reading the paragraphs in the meeting that mispronounces words because he never prepared for the assignment.

[surfergirl]

Effort . effort. effort. Haven't you heard or have invented a new 21st century lingo.

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things you shouldn't say to those who like to give wind bagged answers?

[Greenfield]

Why don't you just give a talk covering the material like they do at the Assembly?

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Things you shouldn't say to someone who is

[rocket]

We are to learn War no more.

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Things you Shouldn't say to

[Hallett 82]

Keep it up.

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Things you SHOULDN'T say to somebody who thinks they see Martians. . .

[rocket]

Are you brain dead or were you born that way?

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Things you Shouldn't say to someone from Adelaide, AU

[surfergirl]

Do you like Carlton or St Kilda. Do you like rugby or AFL.?

NEW,,,, what you shouldn't say to the scotts?

[rocket]

You should wear pants under those Kilts.

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Things you Shouldn't say to fisherman.

[Greenfield]

Is the hat for storing the fish?

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Things you shouldn't say to the guy who loves fishing but never catches anything.

[surfergirl]

you using the wrong bait and tackle and you probably very loud.

things you shouldn't say to...Cat stevens....

[rocket]

Do you like being chased by dogs?

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Things you Shouldn't say to your 20 yr. old that likes to play violent video games.

[Greenfield]

Can I play too?

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Things you shouldn't say to an Iron Chef.

[rocket]

Isn't that hard to digest.

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Things you Shouldn't say to a person that doesn't know what an Iron Chef is.

[Greenfield]

That's what happens when you think treating yourself to some better food means getting the Filet-o-Fish at McDonald's.

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Things you shouldn't say to someone from Hell, Michigan.

[rocket]

Go to Hell.

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Things you Shouldn't say to someone from Purgatory, CO.

[surfergirl]

are you talking to the pope?

new things you shouldn't say to someone from Milwaukee?

[rocket]

Milwaukee Bucks suck.

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Things you Shouldn't say to someone from Adelaide.

[ReadYourBible]

Adelaide's a real backwards hick town ain't it.....(about as hick as my own town of 1.2 million people LOL)

Things you SHOULDN'T say on a job interview.....

[Hallett 82]

Hows it hangin Mary!

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things you shouldn't say to your driving instructor

[rocket]

Do I really have to come to a complete stop at the stop sign?

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Things you Shouldn't say to someone from Edmonton.