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EccentricM
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Not part of the game, but just that made me think of a sister in our hall who actually said that to people on the door. When people would turn her down, she used to say "oh, well go die then"

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EccentricM

"I imagined you were better looking".   New: Things you shoudn't say to a Governing Body member.

BLEmom
BLEmom

Answer:  You should start a beard topic.  New:  What not to say to the brother getting ready to baptize you?  

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surfergirl Grand Master

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I'm not talk to you anymore

new things you shouldn't say...to some one who wears Kravatts...

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Didn't you see me cook up a storm on Master chef?

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things you shouldn't say vegetarians?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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trottigy Grand Master

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SHUT UP!!!!!

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Things you shouldn't say to a parent that wouldn't call the police RIGHT AWAY when their child says they were molested :S

note: I don't care who did it!!!!

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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If you were my parents I would hit you with a brick,,

new things you shouldn't say to Some Mothers do have `em?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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trottigy Grand Master

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Throw the brick, throw the brick :yes:

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Things you shouldn't say to "Facebook Witnesses" about the new Watchtower on-line site (wol.jw.org)

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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You don't have to worry about the rumors anymore...this site is still top secret.

new things you shouldn't say to....Faulty towers?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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trottigy Grand Master

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Stop lying to me!!! (Better to listen, find out the truth & then present the facts to show the little one how important the truth is!)

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What you shouldn't say to someone who is trying to hack the new wol.jw.org site.

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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trottigy Grand Master

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Anything - we shouldn't say anything to them apostates

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SHOULDN'T say to your boss as he is leaving early for the weekend.

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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rocket Grand Master

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Since I have to do your work, do I get your pay?

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Things you Shouldn't say to your Boss when he asks you to hold down the fort while he goes for a week of pleasure.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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trottigy Grand Master

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I am bringing my dog in with me tomorrow ;)

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Shouldn't say to an illegal alien.

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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Catalyst Mentor

Catalyst

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What planet are you from?

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Shouldn't say to your cat who licks your lips to wake you up in the morning?

Purr-sonally, I'd prefer you keep your distance!

Things you shouldn't say to an optician who wears thick glasses

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Listen, how can you check my eyes when you can't even see the chart yourself - four eyes!

New...what NOT to say to...the dentist who has halitosis...

By the way, do you know how to spell halitosis? On second thoughts...don't bother.

Things you shouldn't say to someone carrying their dog in the park

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surfergirl Grand Master

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There creepy & there loopy....

new things you shouldn't say...the trawlers that take all the fish?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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rocket Grand Master

rocket

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I'd like to shred your net.

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We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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