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Heard about a new scam called a credit sweep, where you hook up with (and pay) one of these people on tiktok or whatever, and they will tell you what type of letters to send to these companies and within 7 days stuff will start falling off your Equifax, transunion, and experian credit reports. However, what people dont realize is that the stuff they are filling out is saying that the information is fraud, so by law they have to take it off to look into it, but it will pop up within 30 days again if found not true. By the time the person realizes this happened the person they contacted has probably already ghosted them @_@. 

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Behold! The crazy slow challenge im doing!

 

Read the Bible

 

(puts on Billy Mays costume)

 

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE

 

When I read a verse, i have to click the gem and read all of the study material under it. 

 

Gen 1:1 is gonna take a while

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I've decided that I want to be an apple sommelier in the new system. It will be fun tasting and identifying apples around the world.

CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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33 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

sommelier

DYK: That word has connections with the word "butter". 

 

I'd heard it used in connection with professional wine tasters, I think?

“Worrying is like sitting in a rocking chair—it gives you something to do but it gets you nowhere.”  — English proverb

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25 minutes ago, just1-4all said:

DYK: That word has connections with the word "butter". 

 

I'd heard it used in connection with professional wine tasters, I think?

"Butler" or wine steward, but it can apparently be used to describe a professional taster.

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36 minutes ago, kejedo said:

Early ticking time  pieces were inspired by and based on ones own pulse.

Hopefully the early watch makers didn't get excited easily....

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I have solved the rubik.s cube before, but was not amused enough to remember the intermediate formulae. Some math teachers, like myself did, and could repeat solve it for kicks.  

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6 hours ago, just1-4all said:

DYK: That word has connections with the word "butter". 

 

I'd heard it used in connection with professional wine tasters, I think?

 

So you're saying that @Tortuga is going to literally become "apple butter"?

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On 8/18/2025 at 5:16 AM, Tortuga said:

"Butler" or wine steward, but it can apparently be used to describe a professional taster.

 

You may need to see an optometrist first, as @just1-4all said "butter" that has 2 t's, not "butler" which has T and L.

 

Otherwise, you may be putting other things in your mouth other than apples. 🤢


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2 hours ago, Pabo said:

 

You may need to see an optometrist first, as @just1-4all said "butter" that has 2 t's, not "butler" which has T and L.

 

Otherwise, you may be putting other things in your mouth other than apples. 🤢

This is the definition I found on several sites.

 

What Is the Meaning of “Sommelier?”
A sommelier is a trained and knowledgeable wine professional who is responsible for wine service in a restaurant. In French, the word sommelier translates to butler and is used as a term to describe a wine steward or wine waiter.

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I had a dream last night that I tried to get an iphone, and I was warned by some sisters that Jehovah's Witnesses arent allowed to get apple products because they are currently helping the government push out their products en masse to help more government surveillance so they can find us when the ban of Christianity in the states happen.

 

Anyways....how were yalls dreams last night?

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5 hours ago, Ostria said:

I had a dream last night that I tried to get an iphone, and I was warned by some sisters that Jehovah's Witnesses arent allowed to get apple products because they are currently helping the government push out their products en masse to help more government surveillance so they can find us when the ban of Christianity in the states happen.

 

Anyways....how were yalls dreams last night?

yep ...them brothers and sisters will run with some good gossip.....that part is true...lol

 

dreamed my wife drove my old truck out of the parking lot @ KH and got lost....but i was watching the busses enter for the special convention....go figure --- had Special convention here in Florida this past weekend and it was on my brain

...and my wife can hardly drive stick shift anyway

man i miss that old red truck

 

brain works in some mysterious ways

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"Random" has a mathematical connotation that I will not quote here. Other math influences include: Acute = a sharp angle, now used to describe something cunning and attractive like my cute little doggy. Integer, a whole number with no fraction gave us the cognate integrity. I will come to a full stop now.

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2 minutes ago, kejedo said:

Johnny Appleseed was a real New Englander who planted apples trees in abundance. He  was born in Leominster< MASSAchusetts, also known as the plastic city.

It is possible to grow an apple tree from an apple seed. However, in most cases, apple trees don't come true from seeds, as John did, likely. (return to randomness,please.)

"Random" was once a noun but not so much now.

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3 hours ago, DarinS said:

.that part is true...lol

I mean with how the world is going with surveillance wouldnt surprise me if the whole thing ends up being true lol

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