A good joke

[dljbsp]

What type of guy likes to keep fiddling with things?

 

 

A Justin

[Tortuga]

14 minutes ago, dljbsp said:

What type of guy likes to keep fiddling with things?

 

 

A Justin

Is his middle name David?

 

A.D. Justin..

[Andrey]

When, my husband found a cool stick on the beach.

 

Edited October 17 by Andrey

[Andrey]

[Tortuga]

 

Why did it take the Israelites 40 years to cross the wilderness?

Spoiler

They had their wives with them...

 

[jwzhang]

Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?

Because...

They aren’t weak-days!

[Sun]

[dljbsp]

[Mike047]

And as we know, you never get hungry in the desert because of the sand which is there

[dljbsp]

[fix it shop]

56 minutes ago, Mike047 said:

And as we know, you never get hungry in the desert because of the sand which is there

[fix it shop]

On 10/11/2024 at 3:26 AM, Pabo said:

 

They say animals look like their owners, or is it the other way around?

Here mousie, mousie, mouse. I have some cheese for you

[fix it shop]

On 10/6/2024 at 3:35 PM, Tortuga said:

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a donut today - if my credit is good !   fix it shop

[dljbsp]

[LeolaRootStew]

On 10/11/2024 at 9:46 AM, dljbsp said:

What type of guy likes to keep fiddling with things?

 

 

A Justin

A...fiddler?

 

 

 

 

[StarHope]

Some clean jokes I heard of:

1. Where was Solomon's temple located? Answer: On the side of his head.

2. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him using a sling? Answer: The thought had never entered his head before.

3. Who was the world’s first comedian? Answer: Samson--he brought the house down.

4. What type vehicle did the apostles drive? Answer: Honda Accord, because "They were in one “Accord."

5. Who played tennis in Bible times? Answer: Moses...he served in the courts of Pharaoh.

[Tortuga]

It seems that a lot of people consider themselves to be LGBTQ. 

I finally realized I am LGOFD

 

Lazy, Grumpy, Old, Fat, Dumb.

 

Who's with me?

[dilip kumar]

3 hours ago, Tortuga said:

Dumb

This is the joke....I believe. 

 

Other things  could be (and would be) true .

[Andrey]

[Andrey]

[Doug]

On 10/24/2024 at 1:39 PM, Tortuga said:

 

I finally realized I am LGOFD

Lazy, Grumpy, Old, Fat, Dumb.

Who's with me?

 

hmmm   .     .    Does he mean "Who else out there is LGOFD ?   or  .    .     .   does he mean "Who agrees that I am LGOFD?

 

              

[Pabo]

16 hours ago, Doug said:

 

hmmm   .     .    Does he mean "Who else out there is LGOFD ?   or  .    .     .   does he mean "Who agrees that I am LGOFD?

 

              

 

He finally came out of the closet!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or that he was playing hide and seek? 🤔

[dljbsp]

Tom had a sleeping problem and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. He recommended that Tom gets a prescription for a sleeping pill. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
"Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!"
"That's all fine" said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"

[Kwabena]

I just heard this joke, I don't know if it has already been posted here so forgive me in it's already here.

 

According to statistics 1 out of 5 vehicle accidents are caused by drunk drivers. This means that 4 out of 5 of these accidents are caused by sober people.

 

Therefore, statistically speaking.......... 🤷🏿‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

Edited October 28 by Kwabena

[Kwabena]

On 10/25/2024 at 9:34 PM, Andrey said:

The first time I saw this video about the woman, my weird mind thought she was telling actual news until someone told me that she was doing a voice warm-up before telling the news (I believe it is a Kazakh language).

 

Just like a person would say stuff like "She sells seashells at the seashore" or "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper" to warm up. 

Edited October 28 by Kwabena