Woodchucks nailed in mysterious theft of flags from graveyard

[Musky]

NEW YORK -- When dozens of little American flags began disappearing from Civil War veterans' graves at a cemetery in Hudson, N.Y., this month, locals fumed. Who could be so callous, especially in the days surrounding Independence Day?

Thanks to surveillance cameras, a stepped-up police presence and forensic sleuthing, officials have the answer: woodchucks, also known as groundhogs. The animals apparently were burrowing beneath the ground, then taking the flags into their subterranean homes, where investigators poking cameras into the dirt have spotted some of the missing banners.

Read the full story here:

http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-woodchucks-flag-thefts-0120710,0,7419401.story

[trottigy]

Oh, you said woodchuck not woodpecker

[Musky]

Nice cartoon you stole from the Chit chat forum! Now it can be emailed out to all the subscribers to the news forum! LOL

Another case of PWOT! (Posting With Out Thinking)

[trottigy]

Hey, I thought only the first post got e-mailed.

But yeah, I am famous for PwOT.

[Musky]

Actually, you surprised me, I was expecting a Woodchuck recipe!

[bohemian]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Greenfield]

Lets be nice to Chuck cause a woodChuck would Chuck as much wood as a woodChuck could Chuck if a woodChuck could Chuck wood.

(Another PWOT shamelessly stolen from Lynn.)

EDIT: Christopher, you beat me to it! You posted it while I was preparing mine.

[Musky]

And I've NEVER heard that before!

[Hallett 82]

Wood Chuck really do such a thing? (sorry guys) . . *remember . .my brain is arcing and sparking without a Nothing Box*

The Nothing Box link

[Brother_Bliss]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Rats! I was gonna say that!

[Brother_Bliss]

Hey, I thought only the first post got e-mailed.

You're right. Subscribe to see what the subscribers get.

[UpstateKate]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood

[bohemian]

I think I am having a Woodchuck Day!

[barbara10]

I'm eating a piece of chocolate, and it's beginning to taste a lot like WOOD!!

[Greenfield]

Wood Chuck chucking wood in the woods

[Musky]