Dead crow mystery solved

[Ken]

Dead crow mystery solved

They found over 200 dead crows near Topeka, KS. recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.

However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, & only 2% were killed... by an impact with a car.

Kansas then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the cause of the disproportionate percentages for truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order:

When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree, to warn of impending danger.

His conclusion was that, while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."

[rocket]

Funny! )'>

[Qapla]