dilip kumar

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About dilip kumar

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  1. Its terribly hot here sister. The temperature today was 40 degrees Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  2. In southern india, its extremely hot here. Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  3. https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B64KfStp2X3nOVBsNVc5TXY5bXc
  4. Recently I went for a business trip to a state called gujarat. Sharing many photos of the trip. Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  5. Heb 10:31 It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God. Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  6. Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? *(This is called "Positive Thinking"* [emoji1][emoji1]) Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight. Doc :- How come??? Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... [emoji12] *(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" [emoji106])* A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank". *(This is self confidence in its peak [emoji23][emoji23])* This one is *classic* !! A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!" [emoji28][emoji28][emoji28] Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  7. What a beautiful and so so useful daily scripture. The verses are so excellent particularly Psalms 119:133. Increases our faith to put up a bigger fight against our daily enemy within. My 3 words would be "Thank you Jehovah." (For helping me.,) (For guiding me) (Helping me purify) (Straightening my thoughts) And (Many many more) Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  8. D Dilip Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  9. The russian priest joke was actually sent to me by a brother. when I posted it on another website, questions were raised. Whether it was authentic. Which assembly etc. Pls, take caution before forwarding as I enjoyed it and forwarded it. Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  10. an orthodox priest in Russia that bought large speakers and played hard metal rock music so loud to disturb a JW convetion. some days later he met two brothers in servise then he smiled mocking them . he told them he was so happy to disturb the assembly then brothers laughed so hard back to him. he asked why!! and to his surprise those brothers told him they didnt hear the music. The convention was for DEAF. (laugh)(laugh)(laugh)(laugh) the priest was ashamed Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  11. I too am looking for that. But they should be interesting. Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  12. How to take? What to take? Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  13. That moment when your battery is at 3% and you see your Boss upload pictures of himself and his family. And wanting to impress him, you quickly comment "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs" and your battery runs out![emoji87] Don't even bother explaining, pal, just find another job[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk