dilip kumar

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  1. Are you praying to enemies [emoji12] [emoji12] Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  2. There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat….. One day, the horse became very ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: "Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him to sleep." Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation. The next day, the Vet gave him the medicine and left. The goat approached the horse and said: "Be strong, friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!" On the second day, the doc again gave him the medicine and left. The goat came back and said: - "Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up". Let's go! One, two, three... but the poor horse wouldn't get up! On the third day, the Vet gave one look at the horse and said: "Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses." After they left, the goat approached the horse and said: "Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three... Good, good. Now faster, come on...... Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion!!!" All of a sudden, the owner came back to the farm, saw the horse running on the field ... he was not aware of goats role in this. He began shouting: "It's a miracle! My horse is cured. We must have a Grand celebration... Let's cook the goat!!!!" Corporate Lesson: 'Whatever you do, always mark a Cc to your boss'.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  3. Sooooooooooo loving... Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  4. Start loving enemies! (So that you can....) .....Continue loving enemies...! Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  5. https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B64KfStp2X3ncmZCanZuUU0xVU0/view?usp=drivesdk Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  6. How much of coconut oil and how much of baking soda? Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  7. *HUSBANDS FOR SALE !* A store that sells husbands has just opened in Pretoria , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: *Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.* *Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!* Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth![emoji23][emoji23] Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
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  9. Preaching removes debt Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  10. Enjoyed raisin, secret and yawn. Others are good too Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  11. Look at it in different angle. Many others now would get a chance to go thru our publications. And also would see how organised we are. "They will have to know that I am JEHOVAH" Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk
  12. Beauty Sent from my LG-E988 using Tapatalk