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   A burglar got into a house one night. Shining his flashlight on the
floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you."


He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for


He again heard, "Jesus is watching you."


This time, he shone his light all over, and it rested on a parrot. He
asked, "Did you say that?"


The parrot admitted that he had. "I'm just trying to warn you, is


The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?"




"Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"


The bird answered, "I don't know; I guess the same folks who would
name a  Rottweiler 'Jesus'". :help:

Edited by pnutts

Consciousness, that annoying time between naps! :sleeping:

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