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20 years ago a sister on a JW  ME/CFS website sent me this.

 

Cat Diary
DAY 752
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.  They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
stairs.  
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I
once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 762
Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving,
incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm.  Not working according to plan.

DAY 768
I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was
chosen for the water torture.  This time however it included a burning
foamy chemical called "shampoo."  What sick minds  could invent such a
liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
solitary  throughout the event.  However, I could hear the noise and
 smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies."  Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.  The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return.  He is obviously >a half-wit.  The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant  He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly.  I am certain he reports my every move.  Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured.  But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.

Consciousness, that annoying time between naps! :sleeping:

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