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A couple who work for the circus go to an adoption agency

Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.

The couple show pictures of their 50 foot motor-home, complete with a nursery

The social workers are doubtful about the education of the child. "We've arranged for a full time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."

Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.

"Our nanny is an expert in pediatric welfare and diet.

The social workers are finally satisfied.

They ask what age of a child they'd like to adopt

 

Spoiler

It really doesn't matter as long as he fits in the cannon!!😄

 

Safeguard Your Heart for " Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks" Matthew 12:34

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Eating off the McDonald’s dollar menu is probably the exact opposite of what you should do if you have diabetes, but one billboard architect didn’t really think that through. Instead, both an anti-diabetes and Dollar Menu (pro-diabetes) sign are placed right next to each other, making for peak irony.

 

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The so-called $129 “floating phone” was supposed to float on water, thanks to its special case, according to its advertisement. That would save its buyers time and hassle if they accidentally dropped the cell phone in the water, as it wouldn’t sink and trash the phone. But, as you can see from the tank, the floating phone was more of a sinking flop. 


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The boss inquires about the assistant's tardiness as she enters the room. She explains that her delay was due to a distressing incident she witnessed. While walking down the street, she came across a gruesome accident where a severely injured man was sprawled in the road amidst a scene of bloodshed. Grateful for having taken a first aid course, she recounts that she managed to retain her composure. Curious, the boss asks about her actions during the situation. She responds, stating that she sat down and bent her head between her knees.

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1 hour ago, dljbsp said:

She responds, stating that she sat down and bent her head between her knees.

That's what they told us to do in grade school in case of a nuclear bomb attack back in the 1950's , go out in the hall, sit down and put your head between your legs and put your arms over your head! 

 

How kids were taught to 'duck and cover' during nuclear bomb scares

https://www.chron.com/news/nation-world/world/article/duck-cover-nuclear-atomic-bomb-Cold-War-Korea-11823949.php

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