Bible Story

[Adelin]

Don't know if this was posted before -  I couldn't find it. Didn't make such a good translation, but I hope you'll understand. 

 

 

The Story of the Bible

               

-          Do you know the Bible?

-          Oh yes! I know every single part of it!

-          And which part of the Bible do you like the most?

-          The New Testament.

-          And which part of the New Testament?

-          Well, the parables book.

-          And which parable do you like?

-          The parable of the Samaritan.

-          Would you like to relate it to me?

-          Yes, of course.

 

So … there was a man who was going to Jerusalem and he fell victim to robbers and the thorns came up and choked him. He went further and because he didn’t have any money, it happened to meet the queen of Sheba and she gave this man two talents of silver and two changes of garments. And he got in his chariot and drove it with fury and when he rode it faster his hair got stuck in a big branch and he kept hanging there for many days and nights and the ravens were bringing him bread and water.

 

One night, while he was hanging there sleeping, his wife, Delilah, came and cut his hair and he fell on a rocky place. And it started to rain and it kept raining for 40 days and 40 nights. He hid himself in a cave and someone came to him and told him: “Come and follow me … home, to have some food and rest, but he said: “I can’t, because I just got married”.

 

Then, after walking for many days, he arrived at Jerusalem and there he saw the queen Isabell looking through the window and he told her attendants: ”Throw her down!” so they threw her down, and he said “Throw her again!” and they threw her again, and he told them once more: “One more time!” and they threw her seventy times seven and they took up 12 baskets of fragments. The problem is – in the resurrection whose wife will she become ?