Things You Shouldn't Say!

[rocket]

That's the last of anything your getting tonight.

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Things you should not say to the School Overseer after showing up for the meeting but forgetting that you had a talk that evening.

[Joey]

Sorry Charlie,I guess you'll have to give it.

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Things you shouldn't say to your grandma when she didn't make you your

favorite chocolate chip cookies.

[rocket]

My other Grandma does.

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Things you should not say while skiing down a double black diamond.

[Spydar]

AVALANCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Things you Shouldn't Say in Court

[rocket]

Refer to the Judge as a Cop'er. I heard this once in a court room and it didn't sit to well with the Judge

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Things you should not say to the arresting Officer, after being arrested for solliciting, while out in the Ministry.

[Greenfield]

Look! An accident! *runs away*

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Things you shouldn't say when turning in a territory.

[rocket]

The territory was so small that I took it upon my self to enlarge it.

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Things you should not say to the literature servant when he tells you that the branch is all out of the deluxe bibles.

[Greenfield]

(loudly) But regular Bibles stink!

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Things you shouldn't say to a brother wearing a pink dress shirt.

[Spydar]

Are you the new pink power ranger?

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Things you should not say to when conducting WT Study

[LeslieDean]

Now we'll hear from Sister Payne, in the rear (indicating to to mic holder where she is sitting)

And now we'll conclude in prayer.

[rocket]

Now we'll hear from Sister Payne, in the rear (indicating to to mic holder where she is sitting)

Sister Leslie Payne Dean, we need a NEW "Things you shouldn't say" Please, so the game can continue.

[LeslieDean]

(I am sorry I did not phrase it correctly)

Things you should not ask for in prayer.

[rocket]

If I can trade in my sixty for three, twenties.

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Things you should not say to the parents of a misbehaving child at meeting.

[LeslieDean]

Is the Ritalin not working?

Things you should not say to your waiter

[rocket]

Do your really expect a tip for this cold slop.

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Things you should not say to a child that makes `adult type' comments at meeting.

[Spydar]

Your too young to make such comment, Next time let your dad comment.

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Things you should not say out loud at lunch time at convention

[LeslieDean]

Can you believe she wore that?

Things you should not say out loud while wiating for the house holder to open the door

[Spydar]

How they taking so long to come out? The house not that big!

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Things you should not say when the food runs out at a get-to-gather

[rocket]

Time to go!

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Things you should not say to the COBE when he invites you to work with him in Service.

[Spydar]

NO WAY JOSE! I Rather work with the Service Overseer.

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Things you should not say in KFC

[rocket]

Where's the Beaf?

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Things you should not say to a brother/sister who has just started their first Bible Study.

[LeslieDean]

"I hope you don't screw it up"

Things you should not say to a newly baptised brother/sister:

[rocket]

It's time to get the led out and start Pioneering.

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Things you should not say when working with the RBC on a new Kingdom Hall.

[LeslieDean]

They just picked up the Honey Wagon to empty and Brother Timmons was still in there"

Things you should not say to a used car salesman

[rocket]

They just picked up the Honey Wagon to empty and Brother Timmons was still in there"

Hey now, thats not funny. That very thing happened to me on a construction site 10 floors up and off the side of the building when I opened the door. The Bell-man was so embarrased that he didn't check before the lift.

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How much oatmeal did you put in the trany?

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Things you should not say to your grandson after giving his first Bible reading in the School.