Things You Shouldn't Say!

[rocket]

If your would get up off your laurels, you would see that I really am sick.

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Things you should not say to the man answering the door, realizing after knocking that it is a do-not-call, "agressive, violent man."

[Greenfield]

Sorry, Legion!

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Things you shouldn't say while playing a card game.

[Holly]

Sorry, Legion!ta

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Things you shouldn't say while playing a card game.

Ugh! not a single face-card!

Things you shouldn't say to your co-worker who just visited a tarrot card reader.

[rocket]

I see you are best friends with the demons.

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Things you should not say to someone on this forum with the signature: "If the voices inside my head paid rent, I'd be rich!"

[Joey]

Taking psych. meds is for wimps.

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Things you shouldn't say to someone who just quit taking their psych meds.

[Holly]

Taking psych. meds is for wimps.

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Things you shouldn't say to someone who just quit taking their psych meds.

Are you crazy?

Things you shouldn't say in a mental hospital.

[rocket]

I am the "bird that flew over the cuckoo's nest", so let me out of here.

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Things you should not say on an ocean going ferry.

[GrumpysWife]

Did you hear that?

Things you shouldn't say to Lynn after Musky reads his last post.

[trottigy]

Don't worry the assimilation thingy wears off ;)

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What not to say to the person who got the electronic tablet you wanted as a Christmas gift

[rocket]

I hope ya choke on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Things you should not say on the Polar Express.

[Holly]

I hope ya choke on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Things you should not say on the Polar Express.

Go To #$!!

Things you should not say on the platform during a talk

[rocket]

Polar Express is a train

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It's time to pass the plate.

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Things you should not say to the new Pioneer in need of a Bible Study.

[Holly]

Polar Express is a train

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It's time to pass the plate.

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Things you should not say to the new Pioneer in need of a Bible Study.

Service is gonna be long and cold for you this winter!!!!

Things yo should not say to a householder when you are a New Pioneer in need of Bible Study.

[Joey]

If you study with me I'll bring hot coffee and donuts every week.

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Things you shouldn't say to the new pioneer who only has one good return visit so far.

[Greenfield]

But seriously, you haven't gotten him home 3 times! Time to drop him.

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Things you shouldn't say to a man with the first name Lynn.

[rocket]

Ain't that a girls name. hahahaha

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Thing you should not say to a boy named Sue Rick.

[BeachBro]

Ain't that a girls name. hahahaha

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Thing you should not say to a boy named Sue Rick.

Is it ok if I call you Ricky?

Things you shouldn't say while on vacation in the Philippines.

[rocket]

You shouldn't wear that.

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Things you should not say to the brother giving the talk that forgot his Bible at home.

[Greenfield]

(while that brother is on stage) I'll toss you mine!

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Things you shouldn't say to someone who is always saying things you shouldn't say.

[trottigy]

SHUT UP!

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Things you shouldn't say to double posters ;)

[rocket]

What, are you playing with your self now?

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Things you should not say to a bald man.

[Greenfield]

Bro. Tilford once told me about a joke having to do with that. It went like this I think: Jehovah made many perfect heads and the rest are bald. I think that was it.

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Things you shouldn't say to Legion.

[rocket]

To the Abyss you swine.

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Things you should not say to the Mormon elder at your door when you realise he can't be much over 18 years old.

[Joey]

Here have a Kleenex for your runny nose.

(Oh wait,I did say that.Really.He turned red all over.)

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What you shouldn't say to the Walmart greeter.

[rocket]

It's nice that they make jobs available to the over 80 crowd.

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Things you should not say at the memorial of a dear brother who died from cancer relating to years of smoking.