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this is you last chance Stan. you're out of here terminated dude.

new things you shouldn't say. to some one who has offended you?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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new things you shouldn't say. to some one who has offended you?

Please may I have some more :yes:

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Shouldn't say to someone who is dyslexic

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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uoy teem ot ecin

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Shouldn't say to someone on a diet

:lol1:

OK - I have some left over cake would you like some?

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NEVER say to a chocoholic!

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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uoy teem ot ecin

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Shouldn't say to someone on a diet

:lol1:

OK - I have some left over cake would you like some?

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NEVER say to a chocoholic!

Want to do a line of Hershey's cocoa???

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Never say to a car salesman

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I REALLY want this car - just tell me what I need to do ;) :innocent:

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Should not say to someone who is BiPolar

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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I REALLY want this car - just tell me what I need to do ;) :innocent:

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Should not say to someone who is BiPolar

You seem ok to me,why don't ya lay off the medicine for a while.

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Should not say to a guy standing on a 20 story ledge.

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jump the rush is awesome.

new things you shouldn't say to the courier?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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I was thinking of ordering 30 bags of cement 50 pounds each through your company.

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Things you shouldn't say to a printer.


Things you should say to someone who keeps trying to get into JWTalk just to pull us away from the truth.

Shouldn't say? Come on in.....Should say, maybe you should go door to door with your campaign, see how many disciples you get to follow you and how well your organization thrives.....afterall you do remember the words of Gamaliel right ;)

Things you shouldn't say to someone who can't remember their password when they're trying to get in here....LOL

"The" Trottigy? lol

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new things you shouldn't say if someone keeps messing up the game and you had an email from these people on how to play by the rules? Lol:lol1:

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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new things you shouldn't say if someone keeps messing up the game and you had an email from these people on how to play by the rules? Lol:lol1:

Dear Brother Jerry.... :upsidedown: it would seem that your instructions and your actions are at odds with one another :P

Things you shouldn't say to someone who has their dress stuck in the back of their hosiery.

"The" Trottigy? lol

The name just seems like it needs a 'The' in front of it. The Iliad....The Godfather...The Good, The Bad, The Ugly.....The Trottigy...all epic in their own right LOL

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Hey sis excusee me that looks so becoming you might end up in the back room on modesty?

new things you shouldn't say? To someone like Croc dundee?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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"The" Trottigy? lol

The name just seems like it needs a 'The' in front of it. The Iliad....The Godfather...The Good, The Bad, The Ugly.....The Trottigy...all epic in their own right LOL

I can't be Rickster, we already have Shawnster. We can't have two 'sters. :loopy:

Also, bad idea listing "The Trottigy" after "The Ugly"... ::o

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Come to Manhattan, I promise it's just like the outback.

Still want to see:

Things you shouldn't say to a printer.

I'd like that in cursive please.

(not certain what you meant by printer)

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Things you shouldn't say to the guy at the door who tells you your going to hell.

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Things you shouldn't say to the guy at the door who tells you your going to hell.

I'd love to see you prove that scripturally, and I hope you're ready to pick up your socks afterwards, cause I'm gonna blow you outta them.....

Things you shouldn't say to an IRATE guy at the door who tells you you're going to hell

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I can't be Rickster, we already have Shawnster. We can't have two 'sters. :loopy:

Also, bad idea listing "The Trottigy" after "The Ugly"...

Why not? You two could be the 'sters twins'

Who says it's a bad idea ;) :shutup: (All in fun Jerry, I'm sure you're secure in your manhood, and you're okay with being listed after said movie title)

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Things you shouldn't say to the guy at the door who tells you your going to hell.

I'd love to see you prove that scripturally, and I hope you're ready to pick up your socks afterwards, cause I'm gonna blow you outta them.....

Things you shouldn't say to an IRATE guy at the door who tells you you're going to hell

So are you buddy!

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Things you shouldn't say to your pharmacist when asking for "rash" medicine.

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The Good, The Bad & The Trottigy - I like it :wave::lol1:

Nancy - "So are your buddy!" - Awesome and can I add "Let me show where it says that in the Bible - Eccl. 9: 5&10" :innocent:

> pharmacist / "rash" - > while pulling down pants in store - "let me show you where" :eek:

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Shouldn't say to your gynocologist that is a man

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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The Good, The Bad & The Trottigy - I like it :wave::lol1:

Nancy - "So are your buddy!" - Awesome and can I add "Let me show where it says that in the Bible - Eccl. 9: 5&10" :innocent:

> pharmacist / "rash" - > while pulling down pants in store - "let me show you where" :eek:

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Shouldn't say to your gynocologist that is a man

Which KH you attend.LOL

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What you shouldn't say to your husband when you haven't filed the

city/state taxes yet and it's April 12th and you lost the W2s.:whistling:

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The Good, The Bad & The Trottigy - I like it :wave::lol1:

Nancy - "So are your buddy!" - Awesome and can I add "Let me show where it says that in the Bible - Eccl. 9: 5&10" :innocent:

> pharmacist / "rash" - > while pulling down pants in store - "let me show you where" :eek:

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Shouldn't say to your gynocologist that is a man

Which KH you attend.LOL

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What you shouldn't say to your husband when you haven't filed the

city/state taxes yet and it's April 12th and you lost the W2s.:whistling:

DO NOT SAY - "Don't worry about it I got it handled" :eek: Ask for HELP!!!

(note: just finished mine last night - mailing it out Friday)

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What you shouldn't say to the IRS on April 18th (Day after taxes are due).

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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Shouldn't say to your gynocologist that is a man

Which KH you attend.LOL

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What you shouldn't say to your husband when you haven't filed the

city/state taxes yet and it's April 12th and you lost the W2s.:whistling:

DO NOT SAY - "Don't worry about it I got it handled" :eek: Ask for HELP!!!

(note: just finished mine last night - mailing it out Friday)

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What you shouldn't say to the IRS on April 18th (Day after taxes are due).

My dog ate my W2's.

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Shouldn't say to Noah whose trying to get you to come on the ark.

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Is that badge real or did you get it at the dollar store?

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Things you Shouldn't say about the New Internet arrangement for jw.org.

Where's the spider solitaire.

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What you shouldn't say to the sister who spilled mocha latte all over the inside of your new car.

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