Things You Shouldn't Say!

[rocket]

You're nuts!

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Things you Shouldn't say in Red Square.

[Greenfield]

Don't worry guys, I'm no threat here, I love communism and its founder, Groucho Marx!

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Things you shouldn't say in the woods.

[rocket]

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around, does it make a noise?

Things you Shouldn't say to a Muslim at the door.

[Greenfield]

Muhammed is a false prophet.

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Things you shouldn't say to another Witness when you call on their door.

[rocket]

May I practice my presentation on you?

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Things you Shouldn't say to the Catholic Priest when you call on his door.

[Greenfield]

What did the Pope say when Satan appeared in the Vatican?

Oh, my God!

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Things you shouldn't say in the Vatican.

[surfergirl]

Well all this pompas and gold well its going back to the dust just like you Sir Mr Righteous?

new things you shouldn't say in the Library?

[rocket]

Where is the Bible?

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Things you Shouldn't say in a Chinese Restaurant.

[surfergirl]

why do you have a Budha and offer meals to the pagans?

new things you shouldn't say To the chairman?

[rocket]

Why do they call you the Chairman when everybody sits in a chair?

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Things you Shouldn't say to your wife on your wedding anniversary.

[Greenfield]

I'm going golfing with the guys all day.

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Things you shouldn't say in an Indian restaurant.

[surfergirl]

Dis curry is rotten.

new things you shouldn't say in an Italian restaurant?

[rocket]

I'd like a hamburger please.

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Things you Shouldn't say in a Greek restaurant.

[surfergirl]

That octopus wasn't tenderized enough.

new things you shouldn't say to Da French?

[rocket]

Ya got any french fries in here?

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Things you Shouldn't say to a Russian Orthodox priest.

[Greenfield]

I think it's time to take an unorthodox approach to life. Study the Bible.

[On second thought, maybe that's things you should say?]

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Things you shouldn't say to a Mormon.

[trottigy]

Things you shouldn't say to a Mormon.

Remember me when you get into your kingdom

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Not say to someone who thinks there won't be rainbows in the New System

[Greenfield]

Then how we will get our pots of gold?

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Things you shouldn't say to

[ReadYourBible]

You're ugly, and your mother dresses you funny.

Things you shouldn't say to

[Greenfield]

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Things you shouldn't say to

[rocket]

You laugh like a hyena.

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Things you Shouldn't say to a young brother who is really trying to make advancement to be used by the congregation.

[Greenfield]

What's the use?

Still want to hear:

Things you shouldn't say to

[surfergirl]

Hey I have something really outrageous do want to hear. Its top secret and Its about Lynn?

new things you Shouldn't say" To the big Kahoona?

[Greenfield]

Even though I come from Midwestern America, I challenge you to a surfing contest.

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Things you shouldn't say to a Midwesterner.

[surfergirl]

Do you still like to play cowboys and Indians?

new things you shouldn't say To the outback Jack?