Things You Shouldn't Say!

[campanula]

Spell it please

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things you should not say when you feel lost

[rocket]

A little less drama please.

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Things you Shouldn't say when someone expresses doubt.

[campanula]

Go and do your own research, as I told you many times!

Things you should not say to a cat that flies above your head as a helicopter

[Greenfield]

That's for the hairballs and scratching up my stuff!

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Things you shouldn't say to the cat that wants a cheezburger.

[Eve]

pasteurize you milk to get da cheese abt the Burger ban am not a baker.

things you should not say to pope when you meet him in the ministry?

[surfergirl]

Hey Pope do you know you will soon be pushing up daisies, Since you on the wrong side.?

new things you shouldn't say to a fussy bloke?

[ReadYourBible]

Aw diddums.......this is the way its always been done. Things you shouldn't say to two cats fighting

[rocket]

When the bell rings all I want to see is hair ball and eye teath.

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Things you Shouldn't say to someone who doesn't know what SSPX means.

[surfergirl]

Please explain we are from down under everything is normal?

new things you shouldn't say when the Carbon Tax is gonna be for real?

[campanula]

OMG! Is there an end to all this?

New: things you should not say to someone who already knows what SSPX means ?

[rocket]

I supose I should learn to google.

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Things you Shouldn't say to some one who likes to eat Witchety Grubs and Bush Tucker.

[Hallett 82]

I'm having a few friends over . . 7pm tonight . . and bring a plate.

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Things you SHOULD'T say to your boss the day of the work Xmas party

[rocket]

I can't come but I love your Xmas bonus.

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Things you Shouldn't say to your boss on New Years.

[ReadYourBible]

Let's have a drink to ring in the new year.....

Things you shouldn't say to someone who is already

[rocket]

You really need to go to anger management classes.

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Things you Shouldn't say to someone who always sings flat instead of being on top of the notes.

[surfergirl]

Hey You sound like Julie Andrews, Not.

new things you shouldn't say to Opera?

[rocket]

I HATE opera with a passion.

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Things you Shouldn't say the director of the DC Drama.

[campanula]

Oh, please, please let me post this drama on JWTalk

New: Things you should not say to a person who thought that SSPX means Super Suspicious Prejudged Xenophobe

[Hallett 82]

It is wise to not talk to such a person . .

Thing you SHOULDN'T say to your new Jewish coworker

[surfergirl]

Muzzeltof!

new things you shouldn't say. to the landlord who increases your rent, but lets you endure a broken washing line,

holes in the floor from terrmites?

[Hallett 82]

The bank account that pays the rent has been attacked by termites and there is no safety line to get it back.

Things you SHOULDN'T say to the incoming new tenant if you meet them.

[surfergirl]

Beware of the rats and the landlord?

new things you shouldn't say to a man dressed like Dame Edna?

[rocket]

What would you think if I paid rent with laundered money, partially eaten by a rat?

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Things you Shouldn't say to a renter who complains about everything even though their rent is 1/2 what it could be.

[Hallett 82]

I plan to renew your lease at half price next year.

Thing you SHOULDN'T say to the local Salvos who cold call asking you to collect for them.

[Greenfield]

Why would I collect for a Salvo when I don't even know what they are? [seriously I don't]

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Things you shouldn't say to a new district overseer.