Things You Shouldn't Say!

[ReadYourBible]

Well aren't you lucky, you've got a whole bunch of nut jobs to look after.....and give him the crazed look....

Aside from the above, things you also SHOULDN'T say to the new district overseer.....

[Hallett 82]

You used to work in Bethel until you burned what down?

things you shouldn't say to the chef at the local posh eatery

[ReadYourBible]

Your meals might be considered great in PRISON, but as you might notice ......we're not in prison!!!!

Things you shouldn't say to little kids hehehe........

[Hallett 82]

How old is Grandma

Things you SHOULDN'T say to your annoying Mother In Law.

[trottigy]

Run MOM RUN!!! The sky is falling!!

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Things you shouldn't say to chicken little

[surfergirl]

Don't worry Jerry won't eat you.

new things you shouldn't say to Rev Heads?

[rocket]

Rev Heads? Isn't that the same as a greese monkey?

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Things you Shouldn't say to a sports celebrity trying to make a come back as a JW.

[surfergirl]

Its either tennis or .you cannot serve to masters...

new things you shouldn't say to the aussie's got no talent?

[rocket]

I told you so.

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Things you Shouldn't say to your grown child who keeps putting off baptism.

[ReadYourBible]

Are you afraid you're going to melt like the wicked witch in the Wizard of Oz?

Things you shouldn't say when you're about to be baptized......

[surfergirl]

Any regrets should I wait another year?

new things you shouldn't say to those who think highly of themselves and order you around. like you an idiot?

[Hallett 82]

I'll let you in on a secret . . it is better to keep ones mouth shut and 'appear'to be dumb . .than to open it and remove all doubt. *yowww harsh*

Things you SHOULDN'T say to the lady who does your fake nail manicure.

[rocket]

Nothing, as I wouldn't be caught dead in such a place.

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Things you Shouldn't say watching a Disney parade.

[ReadYourBible]

Pixar makes better movies.....where are their characters?!?!

Things you SHOULDN'T say on your anniversary.....

[rocket]

Our Wedding Day seems like it was just yesterday, you know how bad a day that was.

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Things you Shouldn't say on you Wedding day.

[lunagirl25]

The father of the bride saying, "No returns, no refunds, no exchanges!" to the groom.

[Eve]

hope am not getting married to a loser,

things you shouldn't say to your fiance!

[rocket]

You do have a good job don't you?

New Things you Shouldn't say to the Best man on your wedding day.

[surfergirl]

Wish i was marrying. him instead. what a babe.

new things you shouldn't say to the out-laws to be..

[rocket]

I'm glad you live a thousand miles away.

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Things you Shouldn't say to the maid of honor on your wedding day.

[Eve]

I know your jealous ,

things you shouldn't say to a room service attendant?

[Hallett 82]

I've changed my mind, I don't need that breakfast now.

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Things you shouldn't say to your tax accountant.

[rocket]

Do I have to submit income paid under the table?

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Things you Shouldn't say to the Grooms men on your wedding day.

[trottigy]

We changed the wedding colors - go get new tuxes that match

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What NOT to say - on your wedding day - to the brother giving the talk.

[rocket]

I have worldly relatives coming, please don't use the Bible.

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Things you Shouldn't say,on your wedding day, to the person who made the Cake for your reception.