Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Hallett 82]

Serve the side with "Kool-Aid" icing to my worldly relatives.

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Things you shouldn't say to Airport Security as you leave on your honeymoon.

[rocket]

Bomb !

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Things you Shouldn't say to the child sitting in front of you at meeting, who is turned around in their seat, staring at you.

[Catalyst]

Bomb !

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Things you Shouldn't say to the child sitting in front of you at meeting, who is turned around in their seat, staring at you.

Booogiebooogiebooogie!

Things you shouldn't say to a brother asleep at an assembly

[campanula]

Fire! Fire!

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Things you shouldn't say to a brother who asks about would men and women have the intercourse in a new world?

[Hallett 82]

Talking about intercourse in ' nice company' makes your ' thingy' fall off. LOL.

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things you SHOULDN'T say to anyone, ever!

[Eve]

I don't know why but you remind me of a monkey I saw in the zoo.lol

things you shouldn't say to newly weds?

[Tala]

I give it a week.

Things you should't say to someone taking pills.

[barbara10]

How many DO you take and WHY?

New - What you should not say to the cable company when the TV goes out.

[campanula]

I'm going to cut your cable on a million small peaces, you is the next one.

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Things you should not say to a person who asks people around there "Why can't a woman be more like a man?"

[rocket]

Because you don't have the b_ _ _ _ for it.

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Things you Shouldn't say to some one with an identity problem.

[campanula]

Having b_ _ _s doesn't make you a man, though.... but if you want to be an elder then choose to be a man.

Things you should not say to a single brother who afraid of defensive sisters.

[Hallett 82]

I'm confused. . . . show me your licence or photo ID.

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Things you shouldn't say to a man who wears nail polish.

[barbara10]

Are you wearing ladies' underwear, too??

New: What you should not say to your unbelieving husband?

[tennine]

Br. So n so always treats Sr. So n so love!

Things you shouldn't say to a patient at the dentist's office...

[Hallett 82]

Gingivitis is good for you.

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Things you SHOULDN'T say in a crowded lift.

[surfergirl]

r that was me....

new things you shouldn't say green eyes?

[Hallett 82]

Don't it make your brown eyes blue. . . .

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Things you shouldn't say to a Policeman at the end of his shift.

[trottigy]

There is a robbery reported near here - you ready to go?

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Things you souldn't say to someone who thinks the Wizard of Oz is a "Bad" movie

[tennine]

There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home!

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What you shouldn't say to a little person.....

[trottigy]

Oompa - Loompa - Doppide Dooo (wait that's a different movie )

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Things you shouldn't say to some one who likes the taste of gnats, but not camels.

[surfergirl]

didn't know such a gourmet existed Jerry.

new things you shouldn't say to those who like to eat puffer fish.

[Hallett 82]

Your life Insurancwe company is going to LOVE you!

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Things you shouldn't say to a Politician doing a meet-and-greet in your local Mall.

[surfergirl]

DAN..2 :44 Yeah true government... Jerem.10:23...I know who not to trust...

new things you shouldn't say to Smart tees

[Hallett 82]

Dumbhead

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Thins your shouldn't say to your neighbor who builds cyborgs

[Catalyst]

Dumbhead

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Thins your shouldn't say to your neighbor who builds cyborgs

I prefer Androids

Things you shouldn't say to a doorstep salesman ( except .. "I don't need a doorstep" )