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EccentricM
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Not part of the game, but just that made me think of a sister in our hall who actually said that to people on the door. When people would turn her down, she used to say "oh, well go die then"

EccentricM
EccentricM

"I imagined you were better looking".   New: Things you shoudn't say to a Governing Body member.

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BLEmom

Answer:  You should start a beard topic.  New:  What not to say to the brother getting ready to baptize you?  

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surfergirl Grand Master

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who was Liberty Valance?

new things you shouldn't say to Joker who says he has three hats, 1 for if you like his talent. 2 for if you think maybe or 3 if you did not like his act?

{ this was an illustration in a talk }

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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who was Liberty Valance?

new things you shouldn't say to Joker who says he has three hats, 1 for if you like his talent. 2 for if you think maybe or 3 if you did not like his act?

{ this was an illustration in a talk }

Have you ever had a hat trick?

Things you shouldn't say to The Queen of England.

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Mr Obama Bin Lada.!

new things you shouldn't say to-- the Bro that kicked, the dog, the dog as a result died, and he ran away and didn't tell the owner?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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rocket Grand Master

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I hear that it is going to be an extra long and cold winter.

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Things you Shouldn't say when not a single person from your own congregation attends your mothers memorial or gives even a card of condolence even though many knew her for many years as a faithful sister and active publisher.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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trottigy Grand Master

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I have a sister that is looking for a mate

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To someone that is overly sensitive

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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stop ya blubbering..I don't let you..Just suck it up..( i know some who says it to his wife)

new things you shouldn't say to...slow about hearing?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Hallett 82

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Stop !

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Things you Should say to the sister who gave her first talk in the school after a few years hiatus.

Shouldn't say . . . About time babe!

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Things your shouldn't say to the brother who brings his home made Cookies to your Wine Night.

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surfergirl Grand Master

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where's the cheese please Bro?

new things you shouldn't say to the Jag?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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are you the Herbie Love Bug?

New things you shouldn't say to Banana's

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Oh watcha crying for it doesn't hurt....

new...things you shouldn't to those who don't know what its like...

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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rocket Grand Master

rocket

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Ya wanna trade places.

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Things you Shouldn't say to your husband who is eating peanut M&Ms at your side, while you are in hard labor and the smell is making you sick.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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surfergirl Grand Master

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your a greedy man. serves you for not sharing those M&M's.

now things you shouldn't say... to camel who tries to go through the eye of an needle?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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