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surfergirl Grand Master

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What are you a professional or an apprentise?

new things you shouldn't say to...I give up on playing games?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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EccentricM
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Not part of the game, but just that made me think of a sister in our hall who actually said that to people on the door. When people would turn her down, she used to say "oh, well go die then"

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"I imagined you were better looking".   New: Things you shoudn't say to a Governing Body member.

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Answer:  You should start a beard topic.  New:  What not to say to the brother getting ready to baptize you?  

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Cool Cat Grand Master

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"Come on just a 100 more and we are finished for the day"

New - things you should not say to someone who has mistaken a stop sign for a bus stop

Micah 4:5 ......"we, for our part, shall walk in the name of Jehovah our God to time indefinite, even forever."

John 15:13 "No one has love greater than this, that someone should surrender his life in behalf of his friends."

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surfergirl Grand Master

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I lost my glasses..can't see the road anymore.

new things you shouldn't say to your hubby. who says'' buy some lunch. then realizes he left his wallet on the bus'', you're in a strange town and wanting to check out the local tourist attractions?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Cool Cat Grand Master

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Instead of being called Samuel I now want to be known as Samantha.

Things you SHOULDN'T say to a black mamba that looks like it wants to bite you.

Micah 4:5 ......"we, for our part, shall walk in the name of Jehovah our God to time indefinite, even forever."

John 15:13 "No one has love greater than this, that someone should surrender his life in behalf of his friends."

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Did someone say SNAKE!..Let no one tell you should tickle him.

new things you shouldn't say to,,,, :boxing:

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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The wires to the left terminals are still malfunctioning....

new things your shouldn't say...to the caravan park owner who grouches cause you take water and kids are playing for free. ( happened around Yorke penninsula)

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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trottigy Grand Master

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Tough luck PAL! - the best things in life ARE free!!!

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Shouldn't say to chocolate chip cookies sitting on my desk waiting to be eaten :eat:

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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trottigy Grand Master

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Would you like my six year old to show you how to put those on so they don't come off?

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What you shouldn't say to a sister that has a "Terracotta Warrior" image in her kingdom hall.

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Did I step Into the wrong Meeting? So What denomination are you with Sister?

New things you shouldn't say to...a The Beach BOys Touring Aussie next month?(wish I could get to see them).

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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trottigy Grand Master

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Aren't you guys too OLD to be touring??

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Shouldn't say to "synthetic" blood

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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THAT STUFF reminds me if battery fluid.

new things you shouldn't say too...where's Lynn, Greenfields & Co?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Cool Cat Grand Master

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Stop all that preaching and get back on your PCs.

Things you shouldn't say to the policeman standing at your car window.

Micah 4:5 ......"we, for our part, shall walk in the name of Jehovah our God to time indefinite, even forever."

John 15:13 "No one has love greater than this, that someone should surrender his life in behalf of his friends."

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surfergirl Grand Master

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I've drunk a litre of bourbon and coke, had some alcohol lased candy. and champange. But I am fine to drive..:no:

new things you shouldn't say to...The wine companies that keep calling you. To tell you about their latest and greatest drop?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Buddy you must not be fun to hang out with.LOL.

new things you shouldn't say to...snoozing

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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You didn't bring me good fortune today?

new things you shouldn't say to:)-D?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Well the first door is your's. please show me how to start!

new things you shouldn't say to your Mother?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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