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surfergirl Grand Master

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X(:taz: why don't you like me?

new things you shouldn't say to a program that won't let you email your invoices?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Not part of the game, but just that made me think of a sister in our hall who actually said that to people on the door. When people would turn her down, she used to say "oh, well go die then"

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"I imagined you were better looking".   New: Things you shoudn't say to a Governing Body member.

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Answer:  You should start a beard topic.  New:  What not to say to the brother getting ready to baptize you?  

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Your Groovy Baby!:punk:..Ok were's the fashion Police?

New things you shouldn't say to people who don't like to wear deodarant, when they should?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Your Groovy Baby!:punk:..Ok were's the fashion Police?

New things you shouldn't say to people who don't like to wear deodarant, when they should?

Your mothers blood type was B, your father's type was O. That's why you have B.O.'

New: things you shouldn't say to a consistent liar

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Whose your daddy?:devil:

new things you shouldn't say to.. To those who don't really want to know the bible and the fact all bad memories will be wiped away?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Does heaven have chocolate & plenty of pampering?

new things you shouldn't say..to Kids who ask for more toys etc. when you have already spent loads on them?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Does heaven have chocolate & plenty of pampering?

new things you shouldn't say..to Kids who ask for more toys etc. when you have already spent loads on them?

Sure, you can have all the toys you want.

Things you shouldn't say to Usain Bolt

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Were's your countries pride?

new things you shouldn't say to..You think the Olympics are boring?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Don't worry son at least you have another and the new system will fix that?

new things you shouldn't say to Matt 6;33?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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The last person that back-seat drove me ended up as a hood ornament.

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Things you Shouldn't say to the pioneer that is struggling to stay pioneering.

Give up!

Things you shouldn't say to a woman who can't control a shopping trolley in a supermarket

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To the woman - you should get a MAN to show you how that is done.

Not say -

To a bear when he comes for your picnic basket

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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To the woman - you should get a MAN to show you how that is done.

Not say -

To a bear when he comes for your picnic basket

Sorry, I forgot to put the salmon sandwiches in.

What not to say to a Sister who takes your seat at an assembly

and is sitting on your Bible and songbook( true)

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surfergirl Grand Master

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I have a pile of rubbish I like to burn can I throw it on your smoke?

new things you shouldn't say..to friends who want to change the desert ingredients for which you already made?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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I will tell lies, I want to be in contemp sir.

new things you shouldn't say to Heb 4:12?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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I have a bomb, I think I might hijack this plane.

new things you shouldn't say to someone who buys you a present?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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