Things You Shouldn't Say!

[rocket]

Are you mentally diseased or what!

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Things you should not say on the Brooklyn Bridge.

[trottigy]

Things you should not say on the Brooklyn Bridge.

Is that a bus blocking the off ramp?! What, now I see police.

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Things you shouldn't say to a moderator that upsets you.

[rocket]

I can see that my gifs need to be bigger.

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Things you should not say to the Administrator.

[Greenfield]

I'm taking over the site!

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Things you shouldn't say in a blog.

[rocket]

I hate Mentally Diseased Apostates.

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Things you should not say to a new Bible Student.

[trottigy]

Things you should not say to a new Bible Student.

You lazy bum how come your aren't baptized yet!

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What not to say to protesters on Wall Street

[rocket]

Have ya ever gotten a job from a poor person?

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Things you should not say to a Hotel Maid.

[trottigy]

Things you should not say to a Hotel Maid.

Here, take this watchtower as your tip

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Things you shouldn't say to a householder

[rocket]

Hello, my name is...........Your not interested are you?

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Things you should not say to a Bethelite Speaker at your SAD.

[trottigy]

Things you should not say to a Bethelite Speaker at your SAD.

What's your stand on contraceptives.

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Things you shouldn't say to his wife.

[rocket]

Do you ever feel that you could give a better talk?

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Things you should not say to the CA, DC or SAD Parking Attendant.

[trottigy]

Things you should not say to the CA, DC or SAD Parking Attendant.

I know I don't have a handicap placard, but I really need to park close ;)

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Things you shouldn't say to the crazy guy who climbs up in the catwalk during the CA, DC or SAD

[rocket]

JUMP, so we can get on with the program.

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Things we should not say to the Assembly Attendant.

[trottigy]

Things we should not say to the Assembly Attendant.

No, really - ALL 12 of us came in the same care group - it was just a big car!

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to the Secretary when he calls for your Field Service Report - because you forgot to turn it in for this month

[Greenfield]

Put down for me whatever you want.

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Things you shouldn't say to a BSSB (formerly MTS) graduate.

[rocket]

What was the BS all about?

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Things you should not say at the Laundromat.

[Catalyst]

What was the BS all about?

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Things you should not say at the Laundromat.

I wonder if this machine will rip up my clothes like last time?

Things you shouldn't say to ......a dental receptionist

[rocket]

A blonde Joke.

The last time I did that they had to call the paramedics.

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Things you should not say to a Geisha.

[trottigy]

Things you should not say to a Geisha.

What are YOU doing at the kingdom hall?

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Things you shouldn't say to your fellow worker when he sneezes

[rocket]

Do you provide towels with your showers?

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Things you should not say to your cardiologist.

[trottigy]

Things you should not say to your cardiologist.

Was your mentor Conrad Murray

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Things you shouldn't say to the policeman who just pulled you over for speeding

[Joey]

Wher was I going so fast?To the Kingdom Hall.

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Things you shouldn't say to a insurance adjuster.

[rocket]

Would you mind including these other dents from a previous accident.

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Things you should not say to a Physical Therapist.

[Greenfield]

I'm not paying until I feel like I'm 20 again!

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Things you shouldn't say to an architect.

[rocket]

I supose you learned how to draw blueprints with etch-a-sketch.

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Things you should not say at Bryce Canyon.