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Not mine, I have had this for many years now. 

 

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"A DEFECT IN THE WOMAN"
 
When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day
An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one?
 
 
And the Lord answered:
 
Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?
 
She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving
parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all
kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same
time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken
heart and she must do all this with only two hands.
 
The angel was impressed.
Just two hands....impossible !
And this is the standard model?!
 
Too much work for one day....wait until tomorrow and then complete her.
 
I will not, said the Lord. I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart.
 
She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day.
 
 
The angel came nearer and touched the woman.
But you have made her so soft, Lord
 
 
She is soft", said the Lord, But I have also made her strong. You cant imagine what she can endure and overcome.
 
Can she think?" the angel asked.
The Lord answered:
Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate."
 
The angel touched the womans cheek....
 
Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her.
 
She is not leaking....its a tear the lord corrected the angel
 
Whats it for?" asked the angel.
And the Lord said:
 
Teas are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.
 
 
This made a big impression on the angel; Lord, you are
genius.
 
You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvelous!"
 
Indeed she is! Woman has strengths that amazes man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
 
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
 
She smiles when feeling like screaming.

She sings when she feels like crying, crys when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.
 
She fights for what she believes in.
 
Stand up against injustice.
 
She doesnt take no for an answer, when she can see a better solution. She gives herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.
 
Her love is unconditional.
 
She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well.
 
She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.
 
Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies.
 
But she finds the strength to get on with life.
 
She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.
 
There is only one thing wrong with her
 
She forgets what she is worth... 

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Not mine, I have had this for many years now. 
 
"
"A DEFECT IN THE WOMAN"
 
When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day
An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one?
 
 
And the Lord answered:
 
Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?
 
She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving
parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all
kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same
time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken
heart and she must do all this with only two hands.
 
The angel was impressed.
Just two hands....impossible !
And this is the standard model?!
 
Too much work for one day....wait until tomorrow and then complete her.
 
I will not, said the Lord. I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart.
 
She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day.
 
 
The angel came nearer and touched the woman.
But you have made her so soft, Lord
 
 
She is soft", said the Lord, But I have also made her strong. You cant imagine what she can endure and overcome.
 
Can she think?" the angel asked.
The Lord answered:
Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate."
 
The angel touched the womans cheek....
 
Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her.
 
She is not leaking....its a tear the lord corrected the angel
 
Whats it for?" asked the angel.
And the Lord said:
 
Teas are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.
 
 
This made a big impression on the angel; Lord, you are
genius.
 
You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvelous!"
 
Indeed she is! Woman has strengths that amazes man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
 
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
 
She smiles when feeling like screaming.

She sings when she feels like crying, crys when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.
 
She fights for what she believes in.
 
Stand up against injustice.
 
She doesnt take no for an answer, when she can see a better solution. She gives herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.
 
Her love is unconditional.
 
She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well.
 
She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.
 
Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies.
 
But she finds the strength to get on with life.
 
She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.
 
There is only one thing wrong with her
 
She forgets what she is worth... 


sorry to ask,but what's the defect then?

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At the very end, when it say's "She forgets what she is worth"


oh that really is a defect.a lack of self esteem or selfworth is tragic,and this affects everyone i mean both men and women.but a close meditation on God's word of reassurance,his love and his promises is enough to dispell such apprehension.
and also associatong freely with our beloved brothers and sisters can help us to quickly realise how truely important we are in Jehovah's family.


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The article has a defect....

There was no grief , doubts,loneliness, suffering etc.

She didn't need to scream because the world was perfect when being created.
No need to be afraid.
No injustice
No death etc.

Lol.


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