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Help!

Someone stole my ankles!

 

They were there yesterday when I was putting my shoes on but they are gone today. It looks like someone removed my ankles and attached my legs to my feet. Why would they do that? What's the black market value of a pair of middle aged ankles? :confused:

 

Well, at least i didn't wake up in a tub of ice with a note that a kidney was gone :scared:

 

Please, be on the look out for a pair of used ankles, maybe they just went for a walk and got lost....:crying:

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Oh Torture, my wonderful Torture,  I do understand! This happen to me last night. I try to stay away from salty things but made a lasagna and then had extra and then worst had a lovely chocolate, chocolate cake. When I took off my socks yesterday there were no ankles only feet and legs.

So today I am following the brother who went on the Oatmeal Diet and lost 22 pounds but kept his ankles. 

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6 hours ago, booboo said:

My dear Brother, I enjoy your sense of humor but it sounds like water retention. Which can be an indication of a very serious health issue. Please take care. 

 

Thanks, I have been busy for several days and didn't stay hydrated so I hope it's just temporary. My wife says they look normal but I distinctly remember them looking better a couple of days ago.:lol:

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7 hours ago, Tortuga said:

Help!

Someone stole my ankles!

 

They were there yesterday when I was putting my shoes on but they are gone today. It looks like someone removed my ankles and attached my legs to my feet. Why would they do that? What's the black market value of a pair of middle aged ankles? :confused:

 

Well, at least i didn't wake up in a tub of ice with a note that a kidney was gone :scared:

 

Please, be on the look out for a pair of used ankles, maybe they just went for a walk and got lost....:crying:

 

Hhmmm. I didn't know turtles even had ankles.

 

3 hours ago, Dove said:

O were you speaking as Richard and not Turtle? I'm sorry if so..:unsure:


 

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