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:idea: I'm thinking..but there's a :depressed:

new things you should say to those who like leopard prints?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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You should see my neighbor he wears feathers on his hat

new things you should say to the joker that tells a bad joke?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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I'm a hairdresser todays your lucky day. want a free makeover

new things you should say... to the Sharks?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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If there is something I have done to offend you, I apologize.

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Things you Should say to unbelieving family members who travel over hundred miles to attend your mother's memorial service.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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I am soo glad you came and I hope you found answers to those questions we all ask

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what should you say to the ingrates that didn't attend (especially if they were in the same congregation)

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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I'm sure you found better things to do than to hear Ecc. 7:2 read for the umteenth time.

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Things you Should say to others so as to always be encouraging.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Hello my brother it is good to see you (AND mean it!)

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Should say to advertisers when they call you at your home.

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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You have reached a private number that is reserved for family, friends and for ones interested in studying the Bible. You are obviously not family and you are not as yet a close friend, so may I ask, would you be interested in studying the Bible?

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Things you Should say to :D

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Why do you ask, do you have a hot date you're meeting up with when I leave? Then :)

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Things you SHOULD say to your unbelieving mate to instill more spirituality.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Jehovah is GREAT! and really knows what He is talking about - DON"T YOU THINK???

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To the elder in your hall you love, but needs to move to a hall closer to his home.

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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If you move I will consider you a traitor, but I will love you anyway. May Jah bless you in your new assignment.

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Things you SHOULD say to the yo-yo publisher.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Thank you so very much, he/she is like one of the family.

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Things you SHOULD say when you happen on a near perfect weekend at the beach. (Something very rare in Oregon)

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Have you seen the new Hungary Jacks adds. Take you there for lunch...or I had a friend who had dread locks . it proved to be a great haven for redbacks and other crawlies...

new things,,,To Maggie Beer icecream?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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You Could smell my good Cooking..Matt Preston..now I don't want your opinion.

new things you should say..To Marinated Lamb ribs?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Do you like marinated lamb ribs? :eat:

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Should say when he says yes.

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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I have an old family recipe I'd like you to taste.

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Things you SHOULD say at the door when the householder directs your attention to the recent 20+ million dollar child abuse lawsuit.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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I sure hope that girl is OK. I hate seeing that young people get molested. I know it happens everyday. Would you like to see what the Bible says about - this soon NEVER happening again?

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What if they press that this was a JW that did it?

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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