If God Had Texted the Ten Commandments…

[leannsmarie]

I came across this and thought it was pretty funny. Interesting too.

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Here in text shorthand are the 10 commandments as they may appear on a modern Moses' cellphone.

10 Commandments as txt

Txt Translation (partial list)

srsly = seriously

omg = Oh My God

l8r = later

pos = parent over shoulder

m&d = mom and dad

:-x = kiss

m8 = mate

bf = boyfriend -or- best friend

re: = regarding

myob = mind your own business

Txt translation - comprehensive list

Texting Acronyms

[Musky]

Very funny! Thanks for posting this!

[Greenfield]

Txt Translation (partial list)

srsly = seriously

omg = Oh My God

l8r = later

pos = parent over shoulder

m&d = mom and dad

:-x = kiss

m8 = mate

bf = boyfriend -or- best friend

re: = regarding

myob = mind your own business

Txt translation - comprehensive list

Texting Acronyms

I didn't need the text lingo translation, is that sad or what?

[rocket]

What!

[Hallett 82]

very funny. It makes me think about other applications txt could be used for by JW Org

[campanula]

very funny. It makes me think about other applications txt could be used for by JW Org

For example : FDS, GB, ZO, ZV, DC, CO ....etc.... Let's make a list...

[surfergirl]

tyu utew fttyyyutyr jnhhfdddss gghfddelkkgdcddcdde

[campanula]

[surfergirl]

tyu utew fttyyyutyr jnhhfdddss gghfddelkkgdcddcdde

OH My I turned my back and saw My 8yr old had already posted sorry.

That was her contribution

[campanula]

tyu utew fttyyyutyr jnhhfdddss gghfddelkkgdcddcdde

OH My I turned my back and saw My 8yr old had already posted sorry.

That was her contribution

She doesn't need the text lingo translation either

[Greenfield]

very funny. It makes me think about other applications txt could be used for by JW Org

For example : FDS, GB, ZO, ZV, DC, CO ....etc.... Let's make a list...

What is ZV?

[Greenfield]

tyu utew fttyyyutyr jnhhfdddss gghfddelkkgdcddcdde

But I don't speak Icelandic!

[campanula]

very funny. It makes me think about other applications txt could be used for by JW Org

For example : FDS, GB, ZO, ZV, DC, CO ....etc.... Let's make a list...

What is ZV?

Zone Visit

[rocket]

COW (circuit overseers wife) Might get you in trouble.

[Hallett 82]

COW (circuit overseers wife) Might get you in trouble.

[campanula]

COW (circuit overseers wife) Might get you in trouble.

:shrugs:This is the way how the text lingo works. (Troublemaking or Problematic, I'm not sure....);)

[Greenfield]

Zone Visit

Oh yeah! We just started getting those in the US so that's new to me.

[Greenfield]

COW (circuit overseers wife) Might get you in trouble.

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Q: What was the real reason the designation "Branch Overseer" was dispensed with?

A: Because after years of working hard in the field, a brother did not want to be known as

BO.

[campanula]

Q: Do you know what GPS means in text lingo?

A:

Greenfield's Public Service

[rocket]

Q: Do you know what GPS means in text lingo?

A:

Greenfield's Public Service

Oh but we love him.

[campanula]

My only hope is that Rick will not be offended

[Greenfield]

My only hope is that Rick will not be offended

I'm only offended if someone calls me BO without me being in oversight of a branch office!

[Hallett 82]

My only hope is that Rick will not be offended

I'm only offended if someone calls me BO without me being in oversight of a branch office!

We will only be offended by the BO if you are not a branch overseer . .and the next Adobe update installs "Sniff-A-Screen" to my computer.

[rocket]

My only hope is that Rick will not be offended

I'm only offended if someone calls me BO without me being in oversight of a branch office!

We can't call you Bo because as a MS you must be PLS.

Permanent Latrine Servant

I had this duty all the time I was MS.

[campanula]

and the next Adobe update installs "Sniff-A-Screen" to my computer.

LOL! This what I've just been thinking about!

Yesterday night the smell of the white acacia was so sweet that I thought it would be great to take a picture of that smell and post it here. Seriously...

Whole city is white now. That would be a long-waited update...