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3 hours ago, dljbsp said:

Imagine being Goliath and seeing a shepherd boy with a sling…

…and thinking, “This’ll be easy.”

Last thought he ever had. 🪨🎯

 

Yeah, I know what you mean. Just imagine, getting hit in the head with a rock all of a sudden... Nothing like that had ever entered his mind before.

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On 3/30/2025 at 3:14 PM, Tortuga said:

He was one of the first rockers...

 

He certainly was a head banger!

 

On 3/30/2025 at 1:01 PM, Qapla said:

Maybe Goliath did drugs - he certainly was stoned

 

David made sure that Goliath was off his head!

 

On 3/30/2025 at 10:51 AM, Qapla said:

Just think, if Goliath watched that stone all the way in, he may have died cross-eyed.

 

Goliath may have seen what was in the back of his mind too.

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If Jack had let Rose jump from the Titanic, the ship would have stopped to attempt to rescue her and probably wouldn't have hit the iceberg. Jack would have saved hundreds of lives...

CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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3 hours ago, Tortuga said:

If Jack had let Rose jump from the Titanic, the ship would have stopped to attempt to rescue her and probably wouldn't have hit the iceberg. Jack would have saved hundreds of lives...

He promised to never let go; a sacred oath cannot be broken.

Leviticus 19:18: “‘You must not take vengeance nor hold a grudge against the sons of your people, and you must love your fellow man as yourself.”
 

 

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As many of you may have read we had a young Russian refugee using our daughter's down stairs apartment for a month .She has since found other lodgings but we see her once a week when she does house cleaning. She has been hampered by a lack of transportation but told us a sister has now given her a car, but but she can't drive yet as she is still learning to drive. I asked her what kind of car she was given and she said a Maserati. Really I think she would be happy with a VW. It is for real, I hope she sells it before it needs an oil change.

 I am not sying I am Superman, I am only saying that nobody has ever seen Superman  and me in a room together.

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1 hour ago, Old said:

As many of you may have read we had a young Russian refugee using our daughter's down stairs apartment for a month .She has since found other lodgings but we see her once a week when she does house cleaning. She has been hampered by a lack of transportation but told us a sister has now given her a car, but but she can't drive yet as she is still learning to drive. I asked her what kind of car she was given and she said a Maserati. Really I think she would be happy with a VW. It is for real, I hope she sells it before it needs an oil change.

 

 

A Maserati was my dream car when i was younger (og dream was mercury cougar), only because i was obssessed witb the planet Neptune and well, its a Trident logo car 🤣. However when i saw that price tag i kept it as a dream car.

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If even half of the emails in my spam folder were true, I would have more money and friends than I would know what to do with..:lol1:

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If cell phones no longer had fee long-distance, like they used to be, would it cut down on all those SPAM calls?

"Let all things take place decently and by arrangement."
~ 1 Corinthians 14:40 ~

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43 minutes ago, LeolaRootStew said:

 

Did Joshua write Joshua under a Joshua tree?

Did Paul write Romans under a torture stake?

Apparently, Moses wrote the first five books of the bible using a pen from Egypt.

That's why he called it the 'pen I took'

:whistling:

CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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