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I had found twisted quotes/sayings somehow funny and true to speak...here is one;

A picture speaks a thousand words...but with photoshop,it tells a thousand lies...

Man Does Not Live By Bread Alone … but he doesn’t live long without it, either

whats yours?wish to hear?

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A fool and his money are soon courted.

-All I ask is an honest weeks pay for an honest day's work.

What the eye don't see the foot will surely tread in.

A journey of a thousand steps starts with a big pack of bunion pads. - Misquote Lao Tsu

You can't teach an old dog NUclear physics.

We are ships that pass in the nightmare!

Trying to study Shakespeare: It's going from Bard to Verse.

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