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Ever see a funny sign posted in a business?


Such as:  'All unattended children will be given an expresso and a free kitten'  (YIKES!)


Today, as I was arriving at the local jail for our ministerial visit, on the radio (NPR) was Car Talk with the Tappet brothers.  They had new ones I never heard before:


In an optometrist office:  "If you don't see what your looking for - you've come to the right place"



In a cosmetic surgeon's office:  "May we help you pick your nose?"



On the door of a veterinarian's office: "Had to step out, will return 5 minutes. Sit!  Stay!"

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This isn't actually a "funny" sign, but a bit ambiguous ... Sign in many public business restrooms - "Employees must wash hands before leaving"


I'm sure they mean that any employee who has used the room should wash there hands before leaving ... but, when I tell them that I hoped it was alright I washed my hands they just look at me ... till I explain that the sign says that an employee was supposed to wash my hands, but since one wasn't there, I did it myself.

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We used to have a BBQ place here with a sign that said:


"If the stack ain't smokin' - We ain't open"


I also knew a guy with a bar who had a sign in the men's room that said "Please don't throw you cigarets buts in the urinal ... after all, I don't pee in the ashtrays"

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