ChrisC

Congratulations, you have passed your British Citizenship Test and may enter. (Offer expires 29th March 2019.) But don’t try to land at Gatwick, LGW. It’s been shut since about 9pm due to drones in the area. It was strange because I could hear the Police helicopter searching and I commented that it was making me uneasy because I was watching Capricorn One!

Maybe they actually wanted to jump off the precipice?

My simple £40 door-cam I bought would email stills and short videos to me every time it detected movement. Sensitivity, video length, etc was adjustable, it just needed a WiFi connection. (Mine kept disconnecting.)

Me too! I sometimes wonder how small he must be now. Is there a chart somewhere?

The snacks are on the wrong side. So, I’m out.

I saw this recently.

I read a story of some parents who wanted to pick a nice name that couldn’t be corrupted for their new daughter. They chose Amber. Everything was fine until their son started calling her ‘amburger.

I went to the doctor because I had a strange stabbing pain in one eye.

Thank you! I had been finding Chrome kept reverting back to Russian.

It’s like a comedy sketch. Downing Street's Larry the Cat gets a helping hand from police http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46280468

A ‘Countdown’ app was free so I thought I would use it.

I joined a snooker club and played on a full-size 12’ table for a while, but at 5’ 4” tall I needed the rest for just about every shot!

Meanwhile, in snooker news: Ronnie O’Sullivan made a maximum 147 break at our local K2 sports centre. He said the venue “smelled like urine”. #soProud (I’m wondering if it was the adhesive for new flooring or something.)

'Bleeping' parrot sparks Daventry emergency call-out (Bleeping like a smoke alarm, not cursing.) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-46226696 I guess he must burn toast frequently. Ours would copy the beeps from the on-the-hour time signal that Radio 4 broadcast. We also had a brother come to install a new sliding door. By the afternoon Tufty was perfectly mimicking his electric drill. We are right by some fields and (relatively) lots of trees. Tufty would make owl noises whenever we opened the back door at night.

After checking 7 smoke alarms, 2 CO detectors, and 2 personal alarms, we found out it was the wheelchair that was beeping to indicate dead batteries. I didn’t even know it could do that and I’ve been fiddling with them for 14 years. Reminds me of something funny from about 10 years ago. Emma was shopping in the town in her electric wheelchair and every time she went through store doorways their alarm would go off. I had raised up her wheelchair cushion by putting bought library books underneath and neglected to remove the security tags!