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A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Jaguar XK-8 in front of the
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out of
the car, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore
the driver's door off the Jag.  The counselor immediately grabbed his cell
phone,  dialed 911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman
pulled up.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
screaming hysterically. His Jag, which he had just picked up the day
before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the
body shop tried to make it like new again. After the lawyer finally wound
down from his ranting, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.  "You are
so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Didn't you know that your left arm is missing from the
elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!!!!"  :oops:

Consciousness, that annoying time between naps! :sleeping:

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Awesome joke.

This did happen to. True story.

When I was arranging to get married a friend he is an Italian chef.

He owned a Pizza restaraunt. Along the main drag of Ramsgate not far from me.

He was almost like mafia.

He had a beautiful black top of the range Mercidi Benz.

Tinted Windows shinny mags.

He said I could borrow it for my wedding car.

4 days before I said I do.

A truck came along knocked the drivers door etc. The car was totaled.

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 


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