Yearly Dementia Test

[Allabord4Jah]

Your Yearly Dementia Test

(only 4 questions)

 

Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.

 

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important

to keep mentally alert.  If you don't use it, you lose it!

 

Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test.

Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.

 

Take this test to determine if you're losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

#1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: 'bread.'  If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something else.

And, try not to hurt yourself.

 

If you said, bread, go to Question #2.

# 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat.Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Women's Weekly or Auto World. However, if you did say 'water', proceed to Question #3.

# 3. If a red house is made from red bricks anda blue house is made from blue bricks anda pink house is made from pink bricks anda black house is made from black bricks,what is a green house made from?

 

 

 

 

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.

 

 If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this???  PLEASE, go lie down!

 

 

 

But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.

 

 

 

 

# 4. Do not use a calculator for this:

You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia.

In Staten Island, 17 people got on the bus.

In New Brunswick, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.

In Windsor, 2 people get off and 4 get on.

In Trenton, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.

In Bristol, 3 people get off and 5 people get on.

And, in Camden, 6 people get off and 3 get on.

You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.

 

 

Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver?

Answer:Oh, for crying out loud!

 

 

 

 Don't you remember your own age?!?!  It was YOU driving the bus!

 

If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!

 

   

 

 

[trottigy]

Dementia has set in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

HELP!!!!!

 

I didn't get past the first question, but went on thinking - AHH trick questions - that did me OK for #2, but then came 3 & 4  

 

Thanks!

 

EDIT - wait, I know what will help  

 

a tall glass of Mountain DEW!!!!!

Edited December 19, 2013 by trottigy

[Nobody]

that was painful

[Jewelz]

It couldn't have been me driving as a ( Canadian ) I figured someone got lost if they were in Windsor and New Brunswick,

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[Miss Bea]

I cheated. Did not get past #2, but I sallied forth. Thing is, Jehovah's people are to be humble. But, come on, did I have to be humbled that much!

[rocket]

I took the test but I forgot how far I got.

[Allabord4Jah]

I missed out on who was driving the bus!  LOL

[Maris]

He he, only got the first one right! imagine answered that cows drink milk!!  Of course didn't get the bus drive one either!!  But it was fun! thanks.